Reputation Besmirched
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Proof or GTFO
Proof! Proof of my claims? After all of the indignities I have suffered in this arena, now my very integrity is to be questioned? My word of honor as a gentleman? Oh dear Lord is there no end for your poor Job?IN for more information about this "load" of which you speak.
It is merely a question of capability, my fine friend. The female form in particular is designed by our Lord to bear quite a large burden, and inquiring as to the extent of their blessings should hardly be considered salacious!
Verily?
Verily? No.
Yea, verily? Yea, verily.
Doth thou even hoist?!0 -
In for old-timey-glove-slappy indignation. Forsooth, and *kitten*.
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Is this a glove slapping/duel challenging time?0
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I haven't had enough coffee yet for all those big words.
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thigh guy??? :noway:
I have a Christian name, madame, and I will thank you to use it in reference to me!
I announce it as Rupert Cyril Toppenbottom, and I am unashamed!
Blaggard! Surely thou art a goodly rotten apple. I take thee for a thigh gazer sir!0 -
I heart you so hard right now.
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I haven't had enough coffee yet for all those big words.
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Bump for the laughs0
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Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.
The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!0 -
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not smart enough to be here.....backing out now.0 -
STOP!!! PLEASE NO MORE MESSAGES!! I AM TIRED!!!! HUMILIATION IS GRAVE!!! TRANQUILITY I AM!0
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no, silly, it was LEAVE I TRANQUIL0
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Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.
To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.
The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.
I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!0 -
IN for just the hell of it...0
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Thou dost protest too much! Should thou continue to suffer such righteous indignation which usurps the good manner annointed in these forums, thou shall suffer thy righteous hand from thy left and thy right. Good day sir0
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You know you double knowed. Juz thot u shud No.0
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I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS TOPIC WILL BE0
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I haven't had enough coffee yet for all those big words.
Here ya go
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