Reputation Besmirched

skullshank

STOP!!! PLEASE NO MORE MESSAGES!! I AM TIRED!!!! HUMILIATION IS GRAVE!!! TRANQUILITY I AM!

Alpina483

no, silly, it was LEAVE I TRANQUIL

K_Serz

Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

norahwynn

IN for just the hell of it...

GTAFrank

myofibril

ryry_

Thou dost protest too much! Should thou continue to suffer such righteous indignation which usurps the good manner annointed in these forums, thou shall suffer thy righteous hand from thy left and thy right. Good day sir

ldrosophila

You know you double knowed. Juz thot u shud No.

billsica

I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS TOPIC WILL BE

SoViLicious

I haven't had enough coffee yet for all those big words.

Here ya go

jenilla1

OMG Bwahahahaha!

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

megalin9

Oooo that was fun to read.

UnleashingLovely

Bumping for later.

silver_arrow3

In for besmirched. Love that word.

x2

BlisterLamb

AWESOME! This cracked me up!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

STOP!!! PLEASE NO MORE MESSAGES!! I AM TIRED!!!! HUMILIATION IS GRAVE!!! TRANQUILITY I AM!

I'm trying so hard not to laugh...

parys1

Reputation! Reputation! Reputation!
You have lost your reputation, and what remains is bestial.

Mother_Superior

Surely it would behoove you to take issue with said offense to the civil authorities, in opposition to such a public broadcast. This is a shamefully aggressive display sir.

KimINfortheWin

MONTY!!!!

*edited for noob gif inclusion*

sakuragreenlily

Surely it would behoove you to take issue with said offense to the civil authorities, in opposition to such a public broadcast. This is a shamefully aggressive display sir.

indubitably

Victoria2448

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Best thread ever!

Thanks all for the laughs today!

rml_16

THIS IS ILLEGAL!

dirtnap63

They speak the evil of you huh? Bishes!

SteelersFan7

Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

What? No mention of her whispering eye? Hardly classifies as "pervish" behavior.

xxghost

Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

luceegj

Well proves you'd make another

delicious_cocktail

Surely it would behoove you to take issue with said offense to the civil authorities, in opposition to such a public broadcast. This is a shamefully aggressive display sir.

Indeed, the civil authorities are the very ones who have devised such an inchoate regime of constabulary!

I shall stand on the highest platform in the square and cry in indignation! If the civil authorities indeed have the will to enforce justice, they shall rally behind me and secure all the images!

The darkened room itself, camera obscura, shall be my home! Tracings will be made of all of the beauty of this world, and stored on an encrypted hard drive deep in the bowels of my mother's basement!

taunto

odusgolp