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    Calories burned btw the sheets?

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    • Posts: 2,860 Member
      :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
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      Show of hands: if a friend logged one minute of sex on MFP, who would comment and make fun of said friend? That's why it's not in the database.
    • Posts: 641 Member
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      How many calories did you burn???

      Enough and I only logged it once as I was curious, and I thought this post was humorous.
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      I just log it as "zumba".
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      now you got me curious, i want to wear my HRM next time and see how much i actually burn. i can be like a challenge, try to keep my HR in the cardio zone the whole time. LOL
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      ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE ASKED THIS QUESTION !!! LOLZ !!! U DIRTY BIRDS !!! LOLZ !!!
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      I'm waiting for someone to make a joke about eating back exercise calories...

      Well....I read on a thread a few months ago that there is in fact a diary entry for...no delicate way to phrase this, but for semen...
    • Posts: 4,475 Member
      Guys would be making up stuff for the number of minutes they "exercised" for...lol Would never be accurate...
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      Well....I read on a thread a few months ago that there is in fact a diary entry for...no delicate way to phrase this, but for semen...

      *gasp*
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      I just log it as "zumba".

      Now I can never take zumba exercise posts seriously again. oOoooohhh someone was zumba-innnngggg
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      :indifferent:
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      I just log it as "zumba".

      "Horizontal Zumba"...my wife came up with that one.
    • Posts: 291 Member
      Guys would be making up stuff for the number of minutes they "exercised" for...lol Would never be accurate...

      Maybe not. Maybe they're either cheating on their girlfriend/wife, or cheating on their workout.
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      Well....I read on a thread a few months ago that there is in fact a diary entry for...no delicate way to phrase this, but for semen...
      ZOMG !!! THAT IS HILARIOUS !!! HOW DO U LOG BUSTING A GUT ?!?!?! HILARIOUS !!! LOLZ !!!
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      Why?
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      If I remember correctly Sex is supposed to be 144 calories per half hour................lol. I just don't remember where I found it. :blushing:
    • Posts: 237 Member
      I googled it recently. Found an article that said there are too many variables to calculate the calories burned. They also said that generally people don't work hard enough for long enough to amount to many calories. :blushing:

      There's a listing on another calorie website and my boyfriend thought it was funny to log it without telling me."
      More or less this. I think 45 minutes of sex burns less than 45 minutes in the mall, sadly.
    • Posts: 60 Member
      i have previously added it myself but for 5 minutes is it worth it lol
    • Posts: 135
      I once read that The Big O burns one whole calorie. If you're counting on sex for weight loss, you better get busy! :D

      (And, for the record, I looked for sex on the exercise list too.)

      I looked also, can't find it by it's other name either. "horizontal monkey dance" = No results found.
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      If I remember correctly Sex is supposed to be 144 calories per half hour................lol. I just don't remember where I found it. :blushing:

      144 X 7 = 1,008 minutes. OK thanks
    • Posts: 460 Member
      I once read in a fitness magazine that a person who is 150 pounds burns about 140 calories for 30 mins of sex. Obviously, the number will be a little different depending on the person's weight and how much of the work they're actually doing. Personally, I don't count it. I don't count daily activities such as working or housework, so I don't count sex either. =) Hope this info helps.
    • Posts: 285 Member
      Hahaha that would be awesome.
    • Posts: 184 Member
      I just log it as "zumba".


      Interesting..I was seeing a lot of typos out there with other MFP's...now I'll wonder about all those 6 minute Zumba classes or other sessions....if we're not talking typo(s) anymore...... LOL
    • Posts: 204 Member
      I'm starting to feel sorry for some of you ladies! 1 minute? 5 minutes? :noway: A quickie every now and then is awesome but I hope they aren't all quickies.
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks sex should be listed, lol.
      Especially as vigorous as mine can be!
      I think anything that gets your heart racing and your lungs gasping for breath for 1 to 4 hours should count for something!
      :)

      we should talk...soon...
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      I googled it recently. Found an article that said there are too many variables to calculate the calories burned. They also said that generally people don't work hard enough for long enough to amount to many calories. :blushing:

      Then they somebody is not doing something right it is a full body workout lol...I have searched for it myself.
    • Posts: 1,683 Member
      I list it as wrestling.
    • Posts: 424 Member
      I'm waiting for someone to make a joke about eating back exercise calories...

      That's part of the whole activity, no need to double dip...
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      http://www.howaboutwe.com/date-report/how-many-calories-can-you-burn-having-sex-a-detailed-list/
    • Posts: 460 Member
      I'm starting to feel sorry for some of you ladies! 1 minute? 5 minutes? :noway: A quickie every now and then is awesome but I hope they aren't all quickies.

      That's too quick even for a quickie!
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