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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I peel bananas

    That sounds painful. Is that how you make new skin suits?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @audreyrose129 wrote: »
    Massage therapist ❤️
    Well hello there!
  • melissawill2017
    melissawill2017 Posts: 1,131 Member
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    I'm an RN currently working as an Admissions Director
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    I work front office/admin at an urgent care clinic
  • ShellyPru84
    ShellyPru84 Posts: 56 Member
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park

    This is so cool!
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,538 Member
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    Physicist currently working in Optics Laser Engineering.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,538 Member
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park

    I can dig it!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park

    No, think Ross Geller
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @WeepingAngel81 wrote: »
    I work front office/admin at an urgent care clinic

    So someone bled out while you posted that?
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park

    No, think Ross Geller

    Yeah I was going to go with that comment but decided it was too predictable. Although I wouldn't mind a Rachel!
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
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    Bouncer for playtex
  • Mike_take2
    Mike_take2 Posts: 2,150 Member
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    Truck driver
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    I book appointments for people to confront their fears and watch whilst they are "tortured". I then ask them to pay for that pleasure. I also act as general slave to the "masters" and anyone who thinks they are my "masters". All with a fake smile and a well concealed "I will kill" you expression , tenuously restrained, but mentally recorded in my "uber secret assassin mental log", buried deep amidst the torment and hellfire burning deep down in my dead, hopeless soul....
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    Broomstick_Boo wrote: »
    I book appointments for people to confront their fears and watch whilst they are "tortured". I then ask them to pay for that pleasure. I also act as general slave to the "masters" and anyone who thinks they are my "masters". All with a fake smile and a well concealed "I will kill" you expression , tenuously restrained, but mentally recorded in my "uber secret assassin mental log", buried deep amidst the torment and hellfire burning deep down in my dead, hopeless soul....

    Ahh the NHS...
    Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »
    I'm a condom quality assurance

    Do you test them like I do?
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Broomstick_Boo wrote: »
    I book appointments for people to confront their fears and watch whilst they are "tortured". I then ask them to pay for that pleasure. I also act as general slave to the "masters" and anyone who thinks they are my "masters". All with a fake smile and a well concealed "I will kill" you expression , tenuously restrained, but mentally recorded in my "uber secret assassin mental log", buried deep amidst the torment and hellfire burning deep down in my dead, hopeless soul....

    Ahh the NHS..

    My, somewhat, NHS, spirit animal. :heart:
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »
    I'm a condom quality assurance

    Do you test them like I do?

    Who do you think came up with "ribbed for her pleasure"?

    I heard you got the idea from a pineapple...
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    I'm a freelance, freelancer that specializes in freelancing.

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