Why don't we have a bro thread?
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Poisonedpawn78 wrote: »So thinking back on things that have happened to me. I realized im a *kitten* idiot when it comes to women. Like legit. I ALWAYS figure things out way too late.
This girl used to hang around my friends and I, I enjoyed her company and was always friendly with her. She bought me a birthday present one year ( which none of my friends even do), nothing amazing but something that looking back on it should have been signal one that she liked me. Later on it just happens one day that im out with a buddy and her and we go back to her place to pick something up. The buddy makes a really horrible excuse about having to go get something from his place and says he will be back a bit later. We go up to her place and talk and generally having a good normal friend time.
Now guys..and lurking gals I have to preface this that I have ALWAYS been the guy thats friend zoned when I like a girl. So understand that before you laugh your *kitten* off.
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But you do need to either leave your house or start throwing dinner parties
Let your friends bring you women to meet. Friends love to fix each other up. Develop a social network and it will just happen...as everyone is looking out for each other.
Could be through sports, college, ballroom dancing, book clubs, science clubs...all kinds of things.
Never lose heart. The world is overflowing with people. You're going to love one of them and they will love you back if that's something you want in life1 -
STLBADGIRL wrote: »I will not make much noise... just hanging around!
me two... i am just stalking..erm i mean watching
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Bros, some of your stories doesn't even mention the word bro. Up your stories bros.3
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SoulRadiation wrote: »Jeremy_zcjj1138 wrote: »Define Bro please. I would much rather have an intelligent man forum.
It's really a bad idea to define bro on both a physical and mental level.
I'm sure it will work for you if you want it to...
People aren't aware in general of the Platonic love concepts...it's not gender specific.
Comrades in various arms exists and can be had by all.
Spectacular description. When I hear Bro I have a negative image in my head. But Brothers in Arms, I can dig it.2 -
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Jeremy_zcjj1138 wrote: »
Spectacular description. When I hear Bro I have a negative image in my head. But Brothers in Arms, I can dig it.
Edit...quote fail lol...
Please keep in mind I only speak for myself. I also have a negative connotation with "internet bro" stuff...with good reason that I am not going to explain.
But it doesn't have to be bad...there's good bro stuff. Looking out for your buddy, finding the right love with the help of your friend, winning a fight that you didn't start...doing stupid stuff that you want to tell other people never to do because it's a horrible idea, harmless hijinx...etc
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SoulRadiation wrote: »Jeremy_zcjj1138 wrote: »
Spectacular description. When I hear Bro I have a negative image in my head. But Brothers in Arms, I can dig it.
Edit...quote fail lol...
Please keep in mind I only speak for myself. I also have a negative connotation with "internet bro" stuff...with good reason that I am not going to explain.
But it doesn't have to be bad...there's good bro stuff. Looking out for your buddy, finding the right love with the help of your friend, winning a fight that you didn't start...doing stupid stuff that you want to tell other people never to do because it's a horrible idea, harmless hijinx...etc
I was kinda hoping this would be a positive connotation bro place, more of a brother idea then a baffoon idea2 -
captainfantastic94 wrote: »SoulRadiation wrote: »Jeremy_zcjj1138 wrote: »
Spectacular description. When I hear Bro I have a negative image in my head. But Brothers in Arms, I can dig it.
Edit...quote fail lol...
Please keep in mind I only speak for myself. I also have a negative connotation with "internet bro" stuff...with good reason that I am not going to explain.
But it doesn't have to be bad...there's good bro stuff. Looking out for your buddy, finding the right love with the help of your friend, winning a fight that you didn't start...doing stupid stuff that you want to tell other people never to do because it's a horrible idea, harmless hijinx...etc
I was kinda hoping this would be a positive connotation bro place, more of a brother idea then a baffoon idea
Whoops, I definitely took the Broroad on that one1 -
I had a bro in college who was eventually a navy seal, a decathlete...
He was tall and blond...he looked like Thor.
To get extra money, he became a bouncer on Franklin street which is a place where UNC students often go to drink.
One time he was accosted by a man with a knife, who was upset that he got bounced and he wanted to go back in.
He was charged by the guy, and with at that time no martial training he grabbed the guy by the face like you would palm a basketball.
He threw him into the ground with one arm and that was the end of the fight.
Everyone was extremely impressed and clapped.
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The other guy just left.0
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captainfantastic94 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »are we suppose to troll this one?
Lol. It didn't come up in the latest "clique" meeting?
They're clique factions now, we need to get more than just dauntless and *kittens*
Oh for the love....0 -
Jeremy_zcjj1138 wrote: »an intelligent man forum.
unpossible, bro.1 -
SoulRadiation wrote: »When I was in high school we passed notes and played footsie...lol.
You had need of more clandestine skills to goof off.
When I was in high school my bestie and I had a "notes" notebook, and I talked in pager code to my boyfriend. LOL you know, back when pagers were the *kitten*.1 -
Caporegiem wrote: »Just lol if you don't have a bro that's got your back no matter what. Once my bro and I brought this bar skank back to our place after she kept bragging about her gag reflex or lack there of. Within about 30 seconds of getting down to business we both could tell this chick was frauding and couldn't suck a jolly rancher without choking. Without hesitation my bro pushed that sloot to the side and got down on the floor. He looked up, winked at me right before saying "no homo", and showed that girl real quick how pathetic her skills were.
After all that the *kitten* had the nerve to jump up and started screaming and carrying on about us being gay like she didn't explicitly hear him say "no homo" just seconds before. She stormed out of the bropartment while my bro and me laughed and fist bumped.
you missed the opportunity to pull the ol' eiffel tower0 -
Poisonedpawn78 wrote: »So thinking back on things that have happened to me. I realized im a *kitten* idiot when it comes to women. Like legit. I ALWAYS figure things out way too late.
This girl used to hang around my friends and I, I enjoyed her company and was always friendly with her. She bought me a birthday present one year ( which none of my friends even do), nothing amazing but something that looking back on it should have been signal one that she liked me. Later on it just happens one day that im out with a buddy and her and we go back to her place to pick something up. The buddy makes a really horrible excuse about having to go get something from his place and says he will be back a bit later. We go up to her place and talk and generally having a good normal friend time.
Now guys.. and lurking gals I have to preface this that I have ALWAYS been the guy thats friend zoned when I like a girl. So understand that before you laugh your *kitten* off.
She then she brings me into her room and shows me a few things and sits on her bed and asks what im thinking. I cant even remember what i said, Im sure it was something completely retarded and not seeing the hints that were being thrown at me for the last 40 minutes alone at her place.
Eventually she probably gives up trying and we leave to meet up with the friend again.
Fast forward a week or two when i go to the bar with the same guy friend as that day and he goes into this big deal asking me if I liked her, Which i probably did if i ask myself honestly, because my answer to him instead of being honest was to panic and play it off that I didnt. Of course i only realize all of this years later and far too late.
So yeah. Im a *kitten* idiot.
bros i need your help. How do i be less of an idiot in the future? Every woman I like, i get friend zoned and i completely miss the ones that like me back until its far too late.
Sometimes you just have to make that move. It's the 21st century, chicks can make that move too. If you're on the shy side, do just enough to let her know you could be interested. Maybe she'll be the one to start it.1 -
SoulRadiation wrote: »
Everyone was extremely impressed and clapped.
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happimess1 wrote: »so my fellow bros i have a question. When sending out d pics, do you include an object for size comparison in the photo like a bottle or your hand maybe?
I usually just blur it out... don't want to offend anyone, you know?1 -
happimess1 wrote: »so my fellow bros i have a question. When sending out d pics, do you include an object for size comparison in the photo like a bottle or your hand maybe?
not in my case, bro. wouldn't be helpful to bring reality into the frame.1 -
Bros...
let's see, ones of note:
A World Series winning pitcher.
A Mr. Olympic Bodybuilder (podium 2 years in a row).
One nominated for an Academy Award (dint win.... maybe next time)
One that became a model for Gucci
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happimess1 wrote: »so my fellow bros i have a question. When sending out d pics, do you include an object for size comparison in the photo like a bottle or your hand maybe?
somewhere between this:
and this:
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^^^ She's right you know. LOLkitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Usually any type of thread "for the dudes" is pretty much dominated by the ladies, so good luck with that.
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