Are you creative? Do you like playing pranks on people? Help me out.
RunHardBeStrong
Posts: 33,069 Member
My friend/co-worker at work left for two weeks and left her FB open on a shared computer. We play jokes on each other all the time and if she had the opportunity to do this to me, she would. Trust me. But I am not absent minded enough to leave any social media open for her to get to.
Today, I updated her status to say she wants to start a Criminal Minds watching group and then discuss tactics afterwards in case she needs it for real life then went into a story about how one time at band camp her french horn started playing by itself in the closet and it scared her. I left it as to be continued tomorrow.
It is also her birthday so I posted a bit ago that for her special day she will be fishing for mermaids, taking a Wal-Mart scooter for a spin to feel the wind in her hair, pet donkeys and eat mayo sandwiches with her mouth wide open. (she hates mayo and open mouthed eaters)
Here's where you come in: I have two more weeks to mess with her FB statuses. I am pretty creative but fresh ideas always help. Give me your best stuff!
Today, I updated her status to say she wants to start a Criminal Minds watching group and then discuss tactics afterwards in case she needs it for real life then went into a story about how one time at band camp her french horn started playing by itself in the closet and it scared her. I left it as to be continued tomorrow.
It is also her birthday so I posted a bit ago that for her special day she will be fishing for mermaids, taking a Wal-Mart scooter for a spin to feel the wind in her hair, pet donkeys and eat mayo sandwiches with her mouth wide open. (she hates mayo and open mouthed eaters)
Here's where you come in: I have two more weeks to mess with her FB statuses. I am pretty creative but fresh ideas always help. Give me your best stuff!
4
Replies
-
This content has been removed.
-
This content has been removed.
-
How far do you want to go? Like posting spoilers of movies far?2
-
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »I would document the emotional growth of a cucumber and include pics.
Maybe how she really believes that her love, soothing voice and gentle caresses everyday helps them grow into strong, confident succulent cucumbers vs. small bitter cucumbers.2 -
Post that she is considering tattoos and wants input as to what kind and where4 -
How far do you want to go? Like posting spoilers of movies far?
She's not a big movie goer. People would believe really off the wall stuff from her vs. movie spoilers.
I do think I am going to post really gushy stuff to her husband as well. They are good together but not the gushy types. So I want to say something at some point about how her favorite sound of the whole day is the garage door opening because then she knows her husband is home.1 -
This content has been removed.
-
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
Post that she is considering tattoos and wants input as to what kind and where
Oh good idea. With pictures.
1 -
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »I would document the emotional growth of a cucumber and include pics.
Maybe how she really believes that her love, soothing voice and gentle caresses everyday helps them grow into strong, confident succulent cucumbers vs. small bitter cucumbers.
Or just take a pic that shows the bottom of your legs and your hand on the cucumber and say....let's see how far we can get today.
I laughed out loud.1 -
@kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »I would document the emotional growth of a cucumber and include pics.
Maybe how she really believes that her love, soothing voice and gentle caresses everyday helps them grow into strong, confident succulent cucumbers vs. small bitter cucumbers.
Or just take a pic that shows the bottom of your legs and your hand on the cucumber and say....let's see how far we can get today.
She could just "share" your post.1 -
This content has been removed.
-
@kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »I would document the emotional growth of a cucumber and include pics.
Maybe how she really believes that her love, soothing voice and gentle caresses everyday helps them grow into strong, confident succulent cucumbers vs. small bitter cucumbers.
Or just take a pic that shows the bottom of your legs and your hand on the cucumber and say....let's see how far we can get today.
She could just "share" your post.
No good. You can't even see the cucumber in MY post, so nobody will know what she's talking about.
I bow to your greatness. (and to also be a good position to receive a cucumber) #prisonshower0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »I would document the emotional growth of a cucumber and include pics.
Maybe how she really believes that her love, soothing voice and gentle caresses everyday helps them grow into strong, confident succulent cucumbers vs. small bitter cucumbers.
Or just take a pic that shows the bottom of your legs and your hand on the cucumber and say....let's see how far we can get today.
She could just "share" your post.
No good. You can't even see the cucumber in MY post, so nobody will know what she's talking about.
I bow to your greatness. (and to also be a good position to receive a cucumber) #prisonshower
She's right. She sent me the video. No cucumber to be seen. It should probably be in the deep nutrition thread. I mean cucumbers are nutritious.1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »change her settings to public and put out her phone number and address that will really jump start things....
If I didn't like her that would be an option!0 -
Pro-Trump post? Hopefully an American flag with Trump in front of it, grinning or scowling, your choice.0
-
Morgaine_on_the_move wrote: »Pro-Trump post? Hopefully an American flag with Trump in front of it, grinning or scowling, your choice.
Oh that is perfect! She hates Trump and her sister hates him even more. That would cause a riff between them for a minute!4 -
Join a load of weird groups. You're evil, I love it!1
-
-She's doing a bottle drive for 'some crazy charity" drop all bottles off at my house!!
- Post a picture and ask for feedback on her photography as she is thinking of changing careers (terrible picture)
- Post a meal made up of pet food and say how nutritious it is and also cheap. Saving so much money now.
3 -
1
-
-She's doing a bottle drive for 'some crazy charity" drop all bottles off at my house!!
- Post a picture and ask for feedback on her photography as she is thinking of changing careers (terrible picture)
- Post a meal made up of pet food and say how nutritious it is and also cheap. Saving so much money now.
Awesome! Great ideas!0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »change her settings to public and put out her phone number and address that will really jump start things....
If I didn't like her that would be an option!
thats a friendly prank
Man! I would hate to be your enemy!
0 -
Take one of her pictures.. and use photoshop to create a round the world tour (paste her image onto various backgrounds) including lots of high risk extreme adventures, posing with strippers, etc.3
-
-
Change her relationship status to being in a relationship/married with some random, or make up an account & say she got married to them. People will think that her absence from work meant she eloped. Add generic pics of somewhere like vegas. An elvis wedding chapel, neon lights viewed from the streets, any generic vegas sightseeing type pics. Pretty much just play it up without using pics of her in them.2
-
You could post that she and her husband decided to take an additional sister wife, with a few some random pictures and ask people to vote4
-
-
Go into peoples comments and only say, "that's what she said" over and over after each person.3
-
-
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
That's what she said.0 -
This thread did not disappoint.
RSVP for random events a few months in the future.
I can't remember if it populates all devices, but right before she comes back, you could change her default language as a final touch. Even just British English will throw things a little off, but not terribly obvious (assuming you are in the US)3
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions