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leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
The public declaration of my love and unending supply of nudies. Nothing much. :ohwell:
@Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
What on gods green earth do I have to do with this? I'm just trying to stay afloat in your stew of rejection!1 -
leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
The public declaration of my love and unending supply of nudies. Nothing much. :ohwell:
@Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
What on gods green earth do I have to do with this? I'm just trying to stay afloat in your stew of rejection!
It was a lifeline, an inflatable floaty in a sea of uncertainty. But lacking your comment on my naked form, I lashed out like a mighty Triton in anger and smote the thread.
😂 You're so full of it!0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
The public declaration of my love and unending supply of nudies. Nothing much. :ohwell:
@Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
What on gods green earth do I have to do with this? I'm just trying to stay afloat in your stew of rejection!
It was a lifeline, an inflatable floaty in a sea of uncertainty. But lacking your comment on my naked form, I lashed out like a mighty Triton in anger and smote the thread.
😂 You're so full of it!
It's what should have happened. :ohwell:
Maybe in a parallel universe it did happen, and you are the queen overlord of the man stew. :flowerforyou:
Edit: I guess Overlady might be a more appropriate term. Is Overlady a thing?
Overlord... Queen...Goddess...
Now get back to work! Whatever it is you do...1 -
TL;DR
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I know I'm missing something.
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I missed something didn't I?
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I'm pretty sure you did. I missed it as well. I think everyone is talking about something, but I don't know what it is. Wait, do you think its about us?!1
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We lost our “woo”0
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What you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.2 -
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.1 -
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.1 -
JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
Yeah! Only the first one is free
That’s how they hook ya.
psst. hey! wanna taste? and then boom! you’re selling the family silver.2 -
DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.991 -
DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.1 -
DonutEatThat wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.
😂 good phrasing1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
Yeah! Only the first one is free
That’s how they hook ya.
psst. hey! wanna taste? and then boom! you’re selling the family silver.
Hey now...no hooks.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.
😂 good phrasing
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.
😂 good phrasing
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DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.
😂 good phrasing
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