Cheesiest Pick Up Line

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Hey baby, did you have a fall from a great height yet somehow the impact of the fall did not kill you because you are a mythological creature?
  • LauraInTheWater
    LauraInTheWater Posts: 477 Member
    Hey girl, you a beaver? Cuz daaaaaam!
  • fjmartini
    fjmartini Posts: 1,149 Member
    Hello (works every time)
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    Jbod1966 wrote: »
    Said to a waitress in a restaurant:

    Me: Excuse me, but I think this check is wrong
    Waitress: What's wrong with it?
    Me: You forgot to put your phone number on it

    Oh!! This is a classic! Wish I had an excuse! (I don't, BTW...!)
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    fjmartini wrote: »
    Do you have a boyfriend?

    Do you want one?

    This reminds me of a line from the cartoon Johnny Bravo, of all places...

    Random chick (clearly pissed): I told you I have a boyfriend!
    Johnny (unfazed): Well, you look like the kind of girl who could use two.

    Or "more than one"! I always wanted an opportunity to use this one, but never did!
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