Cheesiest Pick Up Line

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  • Unavita11
    Unavita11 Posts: 236 Member
    _BrewingAZ_ wrote: »
    Baby, I'm not the most attractive guy around, but I am the only one talking to you ;-)

    If this one doesn't work, I don't know what will.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I have SARS AIDS. Interested?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Is that cheese in your pocket? Can I have some?
  • cuckoo_jenibeth
    cuckoo_jenibeth Posts: 1,434 Member
    Him: Wanna grab a pizza and screw?
    Me:
    Him: What? You don't like pizza?
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
    This is the worst I've heard in a bar......as a man was wiping at his face..........
    I'm like, "what the H e l l are you doing?"
    Him: "preparing a place for you to sit".

    Sick sick sick. I left the bar immediately!! :s
  • CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS
    CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS Posts: 811 Member
    Guy: You dropped something...
    me: what? *looks at the ground
    Guy: You dropped my jaw when I saw you

    Target parking lot, actual story, the dude was weird. I laughed and walked away as fast as I could. Lol
  • megemrj
    megemrj Posts: 547 Member
    edited July 2017
    I need to go shopping for my Mom a watch for Christmas. Ur about her size, would u help me out?

    I went...23 years later still Married to him. Lord help me!
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    1Wildthang wrote: »
    This is the worst I've heard in a bar......as a man was wiping at his face..........
    I'm like, "what the H e l l are you doing?"
    Him: "preparing a place for you to sit".

    Sick sick sick. I left the bar immediately!! :s
    Did you pay for your drinks?
    cee134 wrote: »
    Is that cheese in your pocket? Can I have some?
    Win, best one
    CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS wrote: »
    Guy: You dropped something...
    me: what? *looks at the ground
    Guy: You dropped my jaw when I saw you

    Target parking lot, actual story, the dude was weird. I laughed and walked away as fast as I could. Lol
    I used this on a girl once (not at target) and the girl flipped when i told her she dropped something
  • MidModJenn
    MidModJenn Posts: 216 Member
    In a bar many years ago:
    Guy: "come home with me."
    Me: "no."
    Guy: "Hey, I may be short and Irish, but I have a big d***".

    (no, it did not get me to go home with him. :P)
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    You look great in those jeans....although they'd look better on my bedroom floor
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Hey baby, are you a school because I'd like to shoot kids inside of you
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    LonniJay wrote: »
    Hey baby, are you a school because I'd like to shoot kids inside of you

    Cheesy.....bad.....different things
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    Wanna hold my torch while I breath some fire.
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  • tcarp8
    tcarp8 Posts: 369 Member
    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
  • Sivadee00
    Sivadee00 Posts: 428 Member
    You must be a keyboard because you're just my type.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    edited July 2017
    One night in a dive bar on Clement St. in San Francisco, about 1982, at 1:45 AM on a Saturday morning, a biker chick turned to me and said, in a kind of Tom Waits bourbon brogue, "You wanna fool, fark or fight?"

    Use your imagination...
  • fjmartini
    fjmartini Posts: 1,149 Member
    You must be from Ireland cause my dingas is Dublin
  • Holly_981
    Holly_981 Posts: 286 Member
    edited July 2017
    Is your face a chair? Cause I wanna sit on it :D (made that up myself)
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  • Fitblkorchid
    Fitblkorchid Posts: 32 Member
    you dropped something! *response is what?* my number...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Excuse me do you have a quarter so you can call your mom and tell her you are in a committed relationship with me now?
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    hollysin81 wrote: »
    Is your face a chair? Cause I wanna sit on it :D (made that up myself)

    "Moustache rides are free..."
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    You are so hot I'm melting
  • Jbod1966
    Jbod1966 Posts: 18 Member
    Said to a waitress in a restaurant:

    Me: Excuse me, but I think this check is wrong
    Waitress: What's wrong with it?
    Me: You forgot to put your phone number on it
  • fjmartini
    fjmartini Posts: 1,149 Member
    Do you have a boyfriend?

    Do you want one?
  • gmikesell
    gmikesell Posts: 89 Member
    Do normal guys ever get pick up lines used on them? It would be interesting to hear comments from people that have used them and what was the result? I've never used one myself and quite frankly, I think it takes a bit of guts to go up to a stranger and throw one down and see where it lands.
  • brockhampton
    brockhampton Posts: 211 Member
    sit on my face and let me eat my way to ur heart
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