Cheesiest Pick Up Line

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    How would you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Do you have a shovel? Cuz I'm diggin that *kitten*!!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    The word of the day is legs, what do you say we spread the word?
  • _BrewingAZ_
    _BrewingAZ_ Posts: 252 Member
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    Baby, I'm not the most attractive guy around, but I am the only one talking to you ;-)
  • scottyp65
    scottyp65 Posts: 261 Member
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    Don't hit Me!

    This intrigued one young lady so much we ended up married for the past 26+ years. At least it was honest
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Your body is a Wonderland and I'd like to be Alice.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    If you're feeling down I can feel you up.
  • msfugy
    msfugy Posts: 34 Member
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    I think your suffering from a lack of vitamin me
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    I figured I would talk to the prettiest lady in here since I don't like to waste time ... lets go someplace cozy.
  • _BrewingAZ_
    _BrewingAZ_ Posts: 252 Member
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd start it off with D N U
  • Unavita11
    Unavita11 Posts: 236 Member
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    _BrewingAZ_ wrote: »
    Baby, I'm not the most attractive guy around, but I am the only one talking to you ;-)

    If this one doesn't work, I don't know what will.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    I have SARS AIDS. Interested?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Is that cheese in your pocket? Can I have some?
  • cuckoo_jenibeth
    cuckoo_jenibeth Posts: 1,434 Member
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    Him: Wanna grab a pizza and screw?
    Me:
    Him: What? You don't like pizza?
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
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    This is the worst I've heard in a bar......as a man was wiping at his face..........
    I'm like, "what the H e l l are you doing?"
    Him: "preparing a place for you to sit".

    Sick sick sick. I left the bar immediately!! :s
  • CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS
    CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS Posts: 811 Member
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    Guy: You dropped something...
    me: what? *looks at the ground
    Guy: You dropped my jaw when I saw you

    Target parking lot, actual story, the dude was weird. I laughed and walked away as fast as I could. Lol
  • megemrj
    megemrj Posts: 547 Member
    edited July 2017
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    I need to go shopping for my Mom a watch for Christmas. Ur about her size, would u help me out?

    I went...23 years later still Married to him. Lord help me!
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
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    1Wildthang wrote: »
    This is the worst I've heard in a bar......as a man was wiping at his face..........
    I'm like, "what the H e l l are you doing?"
    Him: "preparing a place for you to sit".

    Sick sick sick. I left the bar immediately!! :s
    Did you pay for your drinks?
    cee134 wrote: »
    Is that cheese in your pocket? Can I have some?
    Win, best one
    CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS wrote: »
    Guy: You dropped something...
    me: what? *looks at the ground
    Guy: You dropped my jaw when I saw you

    Target parking lot, actual story, the dude was weird. I laughed and walked away as fast as I could. Lol
    I used this on a girl once (not at target) and the girl flipped when i told her she dropped something
  • MidModJenn
    MidModJenn Posts: 216 Member
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    In a bar many years ago:
    Guy: "come home with me."
    Me: "no."
    Guy: "Hey, I may be short and Irish, but I have a big d***".

    (no, it did not get me to go home with him. :P)

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