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  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
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    May all your shoes be half a size too small
  • Chase_The_Pain
    Chase_The_Pain Posts: 255 Member
    edited August 2017
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    May you accidentally send your nudes to your mother

    ...then hear her masterbating in the next room
  • Chase_The_Pain
    Chase_The_Pain Posts: 255 Member
    edited August 2017
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Chase_The_Pain wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    May you accidentally send your nudes to your mother

    ...then hear her masterbating in he next room

    May you learn how to spell

    You quoted before I could edit :disappointed: . We can always dream. Bitter over my lesbian comment?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    May your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    May your armpits crotch be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels

    FIFY :D

    Aww thanks Kace :laugh:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    May your crabs be lobster sized
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  • Chase_The_Pain
    Chase_The_Pain Posts: 255 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Chase_The_Pain wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Chase_The_Pain wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    May you accidentally send your nudes to your mother

    ...then hear her masterbating in he next room

    May you learn how to spell

    You quoted before I could edit :disappointed: . We can always dream. Bitter over my lesbian comment?

    No. I'm not really a lesbian. I'm not the one flagging you either but you may want to be a little less crass.

    There's a strong possibility that I might not as well.

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