My wife does not want me to get a tattoo

SirBonerFart
SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
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but my girlfriend does. What should I do? I can't seem to make both happy

I'm thinking of just hiding it from my wife.
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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Get one that only shows in black light. You're welcome.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Get one that only shows in black light. You're welcome.

    QFT
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Get one that only shows in black light. You're welcome.

    other things show in black light too. yikes.

    be careful.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Just break up.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Just break up.

    With who?
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    Get one of those tricky ones that says your wife's name right side up and your girlfriend's name upside down. Choose sexual positions accordingly.
  • Katrina_vw91
    Katrina_vw91 Posts: 232 Member
    White tattoo ink
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Get one of those tricky ones that says your wife's name right side up and your girlfriend's name upside down. Choose sexual positions accordingly.
    I think I love you.
  • delaniecastillo
    delaniecastillo Posts: 284
    but my girlfriend does. What should I do? I can't seem to make both happy

    I'm thinking of just hiding it from my wife.

    Hide the tattoo on your hidden gf! WIN WIN!
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Would your gf be your next wife?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Would your gf be your next wife?

    Solid addition to the discussion. So then problems solved right? Makes perfect sense to me.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Get one that only shows in black light. You're welcome.

    other things show in black light too. yikes.

    be careful.

    with the right girl, that can be fun...
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    put it on the one place your wife won't see it...

    you know...your d!ck....

    cause that's what the girlfriends for right?

    wife:sammiches

    g/f: sex...

    she'll NEVER see it..not once!

    problem solved.

    Thats a good idea but I think that would hurt

    get a small one....maybe with the g/f's name....and find a good acronym for the name in case your wife does see it...

    "Who the FVCK is Erin?

    oh it stands for Easy Rider is nuts.....it's a joke sweetie"

    see...i've helped with this before....

    *slow clap* bloody hell you're brilliant!
  • teddabod
    teddabod Posts: 222 Member
    Will either your girlfriend or your wife look at your *kitten*?

    No?

    Get your *kitten* tattooed.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Will either your girlfriend or your wife look at your *kitten*?

    No?

    Get your *kitten* tattooed.

    Ah, but don't forget the boyfriend...
  • teddabod
    teddabod Posts: 222 Member
    Will either your girlfriend or your wife look at your *kitten*?

    No?

    Get your *kitten* tattooed.

    Ah, but don't forget the boyfriend...

    Bahaaahaa1!
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    And soon you'll be singin' got 99 problems but a tat ain't one....unless it gets infected...cuz you are trying to hide it from all those peoples. I bet your cat doesn't want to have one either. lmao
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    but my girlfriend does. What should I do? I can't seem to make both happy

    I'm thinking of just hiding it from my wife.

    Send your GF my way, I 'll take care of her.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Would your gf be your next wife?

    Then I would need a new GF
  • skinnybunny_x
    skinnybunny_x Posts: 449
    Considering it's not her body ... tell her to STFU. Followed by, "Get in that there kitchen woman and make me my low carb supper".
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    Send your GF my way, I 'll take care of her.

    Can I watch?
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    other things show in black light too. yikes.

    be careful.


    ya I forgot about those stains on my pants this weekend. :laugh:
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
    Yeah right..... I call troll....
  • RotterdamNL
    RotterdamNL Posts: 509 Member
    but my girlfriend does. What should I do? I can't seem to make both happy

    I'm thinking of just hiding it from my wife.
    You disgust me
  • BranMuffin86
    BranMuffin86 Posts: 314 Member
    HILARIOUS!!!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Are you dating my wife?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Are you dating my wife?

    If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...
  • EmDork
    EmDork Posts: 14 Member
    Ugh!
  • sa11yjane
    sa11yjane Posts: 491 Member
    I'm really hoping that this is some pathetic joke. If not, dump them both as they deserve so much better than you.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Just break up.

    With who?

    With the wife of course, she sound like a control freak! I bet she doesn't like having thresums with your gf.

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