My wife does not want me to get a tattoo

dirtnap63

Are you dating my wife?

If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...

Which is precisely why I wrote that. His g/f is the same as my wife, they both want men with tattoos.

RotterdamNL

I'm really hoping that this is some pathetic joke. If not, dump them both as they deserve so much better than you.

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LauraMacNCheese

Are you dating my wife?

If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...

Which is precisely why I wrote that. His g/f is the same as my wife, they both want men with tattoos.

My bad...I had a brain fart...I completely forgot that she wanted you to get ink...maybe it is your wife o.O

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Get one that only shows in black light. You're welcome.

This will work if you see the gf in a fun house or at a rave.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Yeah right..... I call troll....

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Are you dating my wife?

If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...

Yes and a couple of weeks ago, his wife gave an ultimatum saying he needed to get a grilled cheese tatoo, or she was leaving him.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I'm really hoping that this is some pathetic joke. If not, dump them both as they deserve so much better than you.

dirtnap63

Are you dating my wife?

If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...

Yes and a couple of weeks ago, his wife gave an ultimatum saying he needed to get a grilled cheese tatoo, or she was leaving him.

I see the heart shaped tomato but where's the basil?

edited for punctuation dammit.

theepervette

this is lame.. get a tattoo for yourself no one else.

ldrosophila

I heard women love chemical castration. That's dealing with needles.