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Shrinking_Xtina wrote: »you asked if I was a feisty Latina.
There goes my opening line...1 -
Avocado_Angel wrote: »_BlackSunshine_ wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »You introduced me to your blow up doll, franchesca
She's not a doll!
She's a plastic inflatable AMERICAN!
Well I burst her ! You loved that doll more than you EVER loved me ! Bet she doesn't look so cute with that pin in her!!
You MONSTER!
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you showed me that you were wearing my underwear1
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