It was all fun and games till..

_BlackSunshine_

All the oompa loompas started escaping

2011rocket3touring

Would look longingly into my eyes and say: "I see dead people".

Vikka_V

You wouldn't let me share you with my bestie

resale3108

When we danced closely for the first time I realised the lady was a dude!

KyleGrace8

until your daughter came home and I recognized her from the night before.

Vikka_V

Avocado_Angel wrote: »

Vikka_V wrote: »

Avocado_Angel wrote: »

You emptied my bank account & life savings

Good one! This happened to me!

noooooo way. Who did it

An ex, after we broke up.

RunHardBeStrong

one of you side chicks started stalking me

_BlackSunshine_

I found out you only date high school chicks

KyleGrace8

I realized it wasn't a mask

_BlackSunshine_

I realized I need therapy

RunHardBeStrong

you burnt my house down

_BlackSunshine_

We found a body in the yard

KyleGrace8

I found out you leave the seat up

Caporegiem

I found out you pee standing up

resale3108

She used my razor..... sacrosanct. Instant break up

BoondockBobby

Oh snap...

_BlackSunshine_

I found out you can't aim

resale3108

I met her mother....... that's what I had to look forward to!