Odd compliments

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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    If I had a nose full of money, I'd blow it all on you.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Shaving your goatee makes your face look fuller. (fuller=fat in my book)
  • rae1721
    rae1721 Posts: 332 Member
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    You are extremely weird but thankfully you are decent looking ...... (I took it as a double compliment) ;-)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I got this one one time after hanging out with my tall Friend and her really tall Boyfriend.
    After a night out we went to their place to play pool and I took off my shoes, when he stood next to me he said:

    "How cute.... You're like a Midget!" :joy:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    any compliment that ends with "....for your age".
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    any compliment that ends with "....for your age".

    LOL! I get that a lot on here! "You look (Fill in the blank) for 50!"

    FYI People if you throw in that last part, it's definitely NOT a Compliment! :(
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    any compliment that ends with "....for your age".

    LOL! I get that a lot on here! "You look (Fill in the blank) for 50!"

    FYI People if you throw in that last part, it's definitely NOT a Compliment! :(

    Exactly.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Man2Woman: You are so hawt, if I stood here nekked in front of you for a minute, I’d be drippin all over the floor!

    W2M: You are so steamy, if I stood here nekked in front of you for a minute, I’d be running like a river all over the floor!
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
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    You're so bright that you could make a million roaches scatter if you were standing in a dark room full of them.
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
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    Hey, check you out, you look normal enough to not freak the hell out of me. That was a totally unexpected surprise. Nice!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited October 2017
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    I wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf
    And I was the baker
    I’d eat’em all myself :p:p:p
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Whenever I walk through a spider web, and I just know that creepy *kitten* is somewhere on me, I think fondly of you.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
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    Oh, this is a good one for @caco_ethes today :D

    If you’ll take me out when I’m unshowered, I may just never shower again.
  • QueenInTheNorthA
    QueenInTheNorthA Posts: 16 Member
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    "You remind me of Weird Al"
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Woman to SO...

    You remind me of an old horse my Grandfather used to have... not too easy on the eyes, but he could plough like there was no tomorrow >:)
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I like you better since you started showering
  • unfilterednate
    unfilterednate Posts: 905 Member
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    The constant beard comments as I've become a beard is weird to me .. and to my beard z9fa2oyseu6q.jpg

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