Odd compliments

SEAHORSES4EVER

Bring your positive oddness over here and give some odd compliments.

Examples:

"When you order a pizza and each section is perfectly equal and they've thrown in some dough balls too, that's how you make me feel

"Large mammals would sing hymns in church every Sunday just to see your face and I don't think they're even religous"

"Your earlobes make me want to jealous ugly cry"

pudgy1977

When someone calls you ugly, you should say, "Go fish." Cause if they're going to say something stupid, then you should, too.

Caporegiem

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

pudgy1977

You make my dreams come true. I mean aside from all the weird ones. But let's now talk about those.

SEAHORSES4EVER

I wouldn't turn the lights off with you.

pudgy1977

RunHardBeStrong

I love having all of you in my life everyday because you make my weirdness seem completely normal.

RunHardBeStrong

I want you to know if a ninja ever kidnaps you, I will become a super ninja and come save you. Well, I would save you eventually because I am no where near a super ninja yet but I would learn because you are my best friend and I would miss you.

Vikka_V

I had someone id me recently and she looked at my id then gave me an up and down head to toe kinda look and said "oh, you look like someone who would be young"

Actually I don't think it was a compliment!

RunHardBeStrong

You are not someone I pretend not to see in public.