Odd compliments

Just_J_Now

You don't even look fat with those pants.

Iron_Muscle_

If you were ice cream, I'd lick you

LittleLionHeart1

You can be my "Nurse Ratchet" in the MFP version of, "One Flew Over The Coo Coos Nest" movie. Because as far as mfp goes, you're my nurse in charge.

LittleLionHeart1

I would gladly eat your dirty rhubard straight out of the dirt. Just because you grew it yourself.

SEAHORSES4EVER

Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »

This is getting dark

Right. This is why we can't have nice things.

Also, you're so pretty, you make me want to throw my ovaries on the floor in protest.

KyleGrace8

You don't have to be good at math, you're pretty.

caco_ethes

If we were in a plane crash and had to survive in the wilderness, I'd want to eat you first.

caco_ethes

I love the way your eyes get big and soulful like you're about to make an offer on my spleen.

RunHardBeStrong

You're absolutely bat *kitten* crazy but you're my kind of absolute bat *kitten* crazy and I dig it.

JLAJ81

You make all of my lips flap

KyleGrace8

They're both great but the big one is my favorite.

RunHardBeStrong

When I have a crappy day, you are the only person I want to talk to. That probably really sucks for you but I appreciate it.

JLAJ81

You are Barney to my Andy

pbandwine

"I'd eat PB out of your astrophysics book"

pbandwine

hellvee wrote: »

Did you poop today? You're looking real thin in the middle

Ahahahahaha!!

RunHardBeStrong

If you knew how many times I think of you throughout my day, I would be embarrassed.

vikinglander

Some people bring happiness whenever they go...

KyleGrace8

Your daughter is so cute and perfect, how could you have made that?

KyleGrace8

I can hardly notice your tail

slimgirljo15

You're pretty ...in a unique way