Odd compliments

SEAHORSES4EVER

abetterme9366 wrote: »

SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »

I wouldn't turn the lights off with you.

Your profile pic makes me want to go pee

I would golden shower with you and you only.

Vikka_V

I had some guy tell me he liked my "perpendicular face"
To me he might as well have said "you look like a man, with your angular face"

pudgy1977

I plan on bugging you every single day for the foreseeable future

SEAHORSES4EVER

You're so beautiful I smashed all the even numbers on my calculator because I could not.

aeloine

Your eye lashes are perfectly above average!

SEAHORSES4EVER

I'd love to take you out for low fat yoghurt.

RunHardBeStrong

If they gave out medals for sarcasm you would totally win the gold!

Caporegiem

If my face was on a tshirt I'd want you to sit on it.