My Divorce Party!
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WorkerDrone83 wrote: »That's awesome news! I'm holding my congrats until Friday, though. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that you should be on your guard...
If the last year of my life has taught me anything, it's to never take his word for anything.
Which is why you hold the party after you get the signed papers back. Congrats on the divorce.
We will just keep partying until the end doll!!!! Small victories at this point0 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »
For a mere $150 I get my freedom and happiness.0 -
WorkerDrone83 wrote: »That's awesome news! I'm holding my congrats until Friday, though. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that you should be on your guard...
If the last year of my life has taught me anything, it's to never take his word for anything.
Which is why you hold the party after you get the signed papers back. Congrats on the divorce.
We will just keep partying until the end doll!!!! Small victories at this point
There you go! Now, don't go doing what a few people I know did, and that was meet your next spouse at the party...
Live and enjoy the single life!1 -
WorkerDrone83 wrote: »That's awesome news! I'm holding my congrats until Friday, though. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that you should be on your guard...
If the last year of my life has taught me anything, it's to never take his word for anything.
Which is why you hold the party after you get the signed papers back. Congrats on the divorce.
We will just keep partying until the end doll!!!! Small victories at this point
There you go! Now, don't go doing what a few people I know did, and that was meet your next spouse at the party...
Live and enjoy the single life!
HAHAH advice taken....Wait..are you going to be there?0 -
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WorkerDrone83 wrote: »That's awesome news! I'm holding my congrats until Friday, though. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that you should be on your guard...
If the last year of my life has taught me anything, it's to never take his word for anything.
Which is why you hold the party after you get the signed papers back. Congrats on the divorce.
We will just keep partying until the end doll!!!! Small victories at this point
There you go! Now, don't go doing what a few people I know did, and that was meet your next spouse at the party...
Live and enjoy the single life!
HAHAH advice taken....Wait..are you going to be there?
Invited, or shall I crash the party?0 -
Cheers! Shots of Jame-o in your honor this weekend!1
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_barefoot_ wrote: »So do you think you will ever marry again ?
After what you just experience ?
Told my husband that if he dies before me I will never ever marry again .... oh hell no !
I will not marry again. I just simply do not see the point. Going forward I will be with someone because I want to be and we are both happy, NOT because the law says I have to.6 -
Congrats on shaking a legislative and probably actual anchor! Now shake that *kitten* ! hahah2
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Cakkkkee!!
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ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »Cakkkkee!!
HAHAHHA I love these!!!!!2 -
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ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »Cakkkkee!!
HAHAHHA I love these!!!!!
There were some funnier ones and some gruesome ones (I thought was funny), but didn't want to get flagged here.2 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I'll bring the strippers!
I'll be the stripper, @hellvee @_Deadman_Walking_ @Will_Run_4_Food @reniasanceturtle get your fine *kitten* in here
Sexy bunch of strippers. I'll make sure to bring my dollar bills. Err loonies. I'll bring my loonies.
I accept loonies!
What will a 20 get me?
A few minutes worth of a terrible lap dance...0 -
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TheRoadDog wrote: »I had a boss back in the 80's who was divorced. Every year, on the date of his divorce, he hosted an all-night Poker Party. Then, in the morning, we all went and golfed 18 holes. Celebrated every year that way for as long as I knew him. Probably still doing it.
best thing i have read all day0 -
Congrats!1
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Who's up for a game?
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I'll send you my best thoughts. It took my ex 4 years of dragging his feet before I took out a loan to finalize ours... Believe me, that first anniversary of the date is worth it, too...oh, and even better is the first year you FORGET it's the anniversary of D-Day! Congrats...1
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My divorce kinda just hung around in limbo for a while, so really didn't get to celebrate. Would've LOVED to have a party and those cakes are awesome!
Congratulations on yours, and always remember -
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I'll bring the strippers!
I'll be the stripper, @hellvee @_Deadman_Walking_ @Will_Run_4_Food @reniasanceturtle get your fine *kitten* in here
Sexy bunch of strippers. I'll make sure to bring my dollar bills. Err loonies. I'll bring my loonies.
I accept loonies!
What will a 20 get me?
A few minutes worth of a terrible lap dance...
As long as you promise it will be terrible. Otherwise I worry that I might become aroused and have an affair on my multiple husbands.
Oh, trust me. It'll be so terrible, you'll want a refund with interest while trying to figure out how to bleach the image from your mind...0 -
Yesss , Congratulations gorgeous.. I hope you do have a big party I did and it was awesome4
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While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!3
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_barefoot_ wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!
We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.
Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol1 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!
We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.
Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol
We need more strippers a lot of ladies are attending her divorce party.
Where here are pretty ladies there will be men.0 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!
We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.
Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol
We need more strippers a lot of ladies are attending her divorce party.
I'm sure I can find some guys to help out... Ed... oh @epr3996 ... wait, he's in the cake.2 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!
We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.
Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol
We need more strippers a lot of ladies are attending her divorce party.
Where here are pretty ladies there will be men.
Yeah... based on the ladies I've seen on this thread, you'll probably want to make guys pay to get in. Cause y'all are some beautiful women!3 -
These24Hours wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »These24Hours wrote: »While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!
We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.
Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol
We need more strippers a lot of ladies are attending her divorce party.
Where here are pretty ladies there will be men.
Yeah... based on the ladies I've seen on this thread, you'll probably want to make guys pay to get in. Cause y'all are some beautiful women!
You can come for fee if you bounce for us. Keep out the riff raft1
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