My Divorce Party!

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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    sfertch wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    That's awesome news! I'm holding my congrats until Friday, though. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that you should be on your guard...

    If the last year of my life has taught me anything, it's to never take his word for anything.

    Which is why you hold the party after you get the signed papers back. Congrats on the divorce. :)

    We will just keep partying until the end doll!!!! Small victories at this point
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am in!! This is an even better reason to party than marriage half the time!

    And half the cost !

    For a mere $150 I get my freedom and happiness.
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    sfertch wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    That's awesome news! I'm holding my congrats until Friday, though. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that you should be on your guard...

    If the last year of my life has taught me anything, it's to never take his word for anything.

    Which is why you hold the party after you get the signed papers back. Congrats on the divorce. :)

    We will just keep partying until the end doll!!!! Small victories at this point

    There you go! Now, don't go doing what a few people I know did, and that was meet your next spouse at the party...

    Live and enjoy the single life!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    sfertch wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    sfertch wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    That's awesome news! I'm holding my congrats until Friday, though. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that you should be on your guard...

    If the last year of my life has taught me anything, it's to never take his word for anything.

    Which is why you hold the party after you get the signed papers back. Congrats on the divorce. :)

    We will just keep partying until the end doll!!!! Small victories at this point

    There you go! Now, don't go doing what a few people I know did, and that was meet your next spouse at the party...

    Live and enjoy the single life!

    HAHAH advice taken....Wait..are you going to be there?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    sfertch wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    sfertch wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    That's awesome news! I'm holding my congrats until Friday, though. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that you should be on your guard...

    If the last year of my life has taught me anything, it's to never take his word for anything.

    Which is why you hold the party after you get the signed papers back. Congrats on the divorce. :)

    We will just keep partying until the end doll!!!! Small victories at this point

    There you go! Now, don't go doing what a few people I know did, and that was meet your next spouse at the party...

    Live and enjoy the single life!

    HAHAH advice taken....Wait..are you going to be there?

    Invited, or shall I crash the party?
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    Cheers! Shots of Jame-o in your honor this weekend!
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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  • unfilterednate
    unfilterednate Posts: 905 Member
    Congrats on shaking a legislative and probably actual anchor! Now shake that *kitten* ! :D hahah
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Cakkkkee!!

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    HAHAHHA I love these!!!!!
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Cakkkkee!!

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    HAHAHHA I love these!!!!!

    There were some funnier ones and some gruesome ones (I thought was funny), but didn't want to get flagged here. :)
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    I'll bring the strippers!

    I'll be the stripper, @hellvee @_Deadman_Walking_ @Will_Run_4_Food @reniasanceturtle get your fine *kitten* in here

    Sexy bunch of strippers. I'll make sure to bring my dollar bills. Err loonies. I'll bring my loonies.

    I accept loonies!

    What will a 20 get me?

    A few minutes worth of a terrible lap dance... ;)
  • ChrisNels1
    ChrisNels1 Posts: 16,638 Member
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  • misnomer1
    misnomer1 Posts: 646 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I had a boss back in the 80's who was divorced. Every year, on the date of his divorce, he hosted an all-night Poker Party. Then, in the morning, we all went and golfed 18 holes. Celebrated every year that way for as long as I knew him. Probably still doing it.

    best thing i have read all day
  • slessofme
    slessofme Posts: 7,744 Member
    Congrats!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Who's up for a game?
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  • KnitOrMiss
    KnitOrMiss Posts: 10,103 Member
    I'll send you my best thoughts. It took my ex 4 years of dragging his feet before I took out a loan to finalize ours... Believe me, that first anniversary of the date is worth it, too...oh, and even better is the first year you FORGET it's the anniversary of D-Day! Congrats...
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    murph155 wrote: »
    My divorce kinda just hung around in limbo for a while, so really didn't get to celebrate. Would've LOVED to have a party and those cakes are awesome!

    Congratulations on yours, and always remember -

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    Never too late for a party doll!!!!!
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    sfertch wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »
    I'll bring the strippers!

    I'll be the stripper, @hellvee @_Deadman_Walking_ @Will_Run_4_Food @reniasanceturtle get your fine *kitten* in here

    Sexy bunch of strippers. I'll make sure to bring my dollar bills. Err loonies. I'll bring my loonies.

    I accept loonies!

    What will a 20 get me?

    A few minutes worth of a terrible lap dance... ;)

    As long as you promise it will be terrible. Otherwise I worry that I might become aroused and have an affair on my multiple husbands.

    Oh, trust me. It'll be so terrible, you'll want a refund with interest while trying to figure out how to bleach the image from your mind...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited October 2017
    Yesss , Congratulations gorgeous.. I hope you do have a big party ;) I did and it was awesome
  • These24Hours
    These24Hours Posts: 1,382 Member
    edited October 2017
    While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!
  • These24Hours
    These24Hours Posts: 1,382 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!

    We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.

    Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!

    We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.

    Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol

    We need more strippers a lot of ladies are attending her divorce party.

    Where here are pretty ladies there will be men.
  • These24Hours
    These24Hours Posts: 1,382 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!

    We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.

    Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol

    We need more strippers a lot of ladies are attending her divorce party.

    I'm sure I can find some guys to help out... Ed... oh @epr3996 ... wait, he's in the cake.
  • These24Hours
    These24Hours Posts: 1,382 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!

    We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.

    Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol

    We need more strippers a lot of ladies are attending her divorce party.

    Where here are pretty ladies there will be men.

    Yeah... based on the ladies I've seen on this thread, you'll probably want to make guys pay to get in. Cause y'all are some beautiful women!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    While y'all are partying with the strippers, I'll just sit over by the bonfire drinking a beer... Congratulations, Jen!

    We can bring in woman stripper if you wish.

    Nah... I'm just happy to be invited to a cool kid's party. Lol

    We need more strippers a lot of ladies are attending her divorce party.

    Where here are pretty ladies there will be men.

    Yeah... based on the ladies I've seen on this thread, you'll probably want to make guys pay to get in. Cause y'all are some beautiful women!

    You can come for fee if you bounce for us. Keep out the riff raft
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