What are some things you shouldn't do naked?

unfilterednate

sw33tp3a1 wrote: »

HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »

sw33tp3a1 wrote: »

Never eat peanut butter naked while there's a dog in the room.

@jcstevens86 can't stop won't stop

They have a story

I think you're right..

To stay on topic, don't forge metal naked.

Vikka_V

You shouldn't sit on leather car seats on a hot day, patio furniture of any kind that's been in the sun, or pavement. The last 2 I have done, car seat I was in shorts in case anyone was wondering.

Just_J_Now

Sky Diving might not be a good idea.

Just_J_Now

Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »

Just_J_Now wrote: »

Sky Diving might not be a good idea.

Google it.

Oh wow. That's actually a thing. LOL...

DAGridesagain

Title is "What are some things you shouldn't do naked?". You CAN do almost anything while naked. Whether you should is another matter altogether

You can, but probably should not, go to work naked...your co-workers might get the wrong idea!

iamthemotherofdogs

Direct traffic.

cee134

Has anyone said cook yet?

LEdmonds2016

Use a weed wacker..

cee134

Also, spot weld.

pudgy1977

Attend a funeral

iamthemotherofdogs

Wrestle a grizzly bear.

Vikka_V

Kinda off topic but this just reminded me that I answered the door half naked to the cops. They were knocking on the door and yelling "police" and I didn't want them to think I was doing something wrong so I figured I should just open the door even tho I was only wearing a tank top (it was long).

It was hilarious watching them avert their eyes.

iamthemotherofdogs

Vikka_V wrote: »

Kinda off topic but this just reminded me that I answered the door half naked to the cops. They were knocking on the door and yelling "police" and I didn't want them to think I was doing something wrong so I figured I should just open the door even tho I was only wearing a tank top (it was long).

It was hilarious watching them avert their eyes.

I have a funny story in this vein but it's long and I'm at work having to actually work.

Grimmerick

MonkeyMel21 wrote: »

Slide down an aluminum slide during summer

eta: are they even aluminum?

*metal slide

I would like to add one to this, get up off an leather couch in the summer

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

Motorsheen wrote: »

operate a wood chipper

@MeeseeksAndDestroy another sign that you need to watch Fargo

elizarizo

Ask the neighbor for sugar

cargotrailer

Open a jar of pickles, operate a belt sander.....

iamthemotherofdogs

cargotrailer wrote: »

Open a jar of pickles, operate a belt sander.....

I've done the first and lived to tell about it.

unfilterednate

Do yoga

Carl_Carlson

Nudes should never attempt to bang out a new set of horse shoes on a forge.

Break__You

Crawl on your hands and knees in a horse stable

iamthemotherofdogs

Swim with dolphins...

DWBalboa

Feed goats! Bad idea!!!

corporatelawmom

Iron clothes. Trust me - it can be painful.

unfilterednate

Cosplay

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Egger29

Chop up Jalapeno Peppers.

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unfilterednate

Wear socks

Raquel_Mama

unfilterednate wrote: »

Wear socks

Haha!