What are some things you shouldn't do naked?

iamthemotherofdogs

Wrestle a grizzly bear.

Vikka_V

Kinda off topic but this just reminded me that I answered the door half naked to the cops. They were knocking on the door and yelling "police" and I didn't want them to think I was doing something wrong so I figured I should just open the door even tho I was only wearing a tank top (it was long).

It was hilarious watching them avert their eyes.

iamthemotherofdogs

Vikka_V wrote: »

Kinda off topic but this just reminded me that I answered the door half naked to the cops. They were knocking on the door and yelling "police" and I didn't want them to think I was doing something wrong so I figured I should just open the door even tho I was only wearing a tank top (it was long).

It was hilarious watching them avert their eyes.

I have a funny story in this vein but it's long and I'm at work having to actually work.

Grimmerick

MonkeyMel21 wrote: »

Slide down an aluminum slide during summer

eta: are they even aluminum?

*metal slide

I would like to add one to this, get up off an leather couch in the summer

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

Motorsheen wrote: »

operate a wood chipper

@MeeseeksAndDestroy another sign that you need to watch Fargo

elizarizo

Ask the neighbor for sugar

cargotrailer

Open a jar of pickles, operate a belt sander.....

iamthemotherofdogs

cargotrailer wrote: »

Open a jar of pickles, operate a belt sander.....

I've done the first and lived to tell about it.

unfilterednate

Do yoga

Carl_Carlson

Nudes should never attempt to bang out a new set of horse shoes on a forge.

Break__You

Crawl on your hands and knees in a horse stable

iamthemotherofdogs

Swim with dolphins...

DWBalboa

Feed goats! Bad idea!!!

corporatelawmom

Iron clothes. Trust me - it can be painful.

unfilterednate

Cosplay

Egger29

Chop up Jalapeno Peppers.

unfilterednate

Wear socks

Raquel_Mama

unfilterednate wrote: »

Wear socks

Haha!