My girlfriend refuses to eat with me

SirBonerFart
SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
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I work a hard job sometimes up to 16 hours a day on a oil rig without lunch most days.
It is very hard work and at the end of the day all I want to do is come home and have dinner with my girlfriend

But lately she has been refusing and sometimes even goes to the other room!

What can I do to convince her to spend some time and eat a meal with me?
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  • MorningWhispers
    MorningWhispers Posts: 182
    Why won't she eat with you? Are you a messy eater or eating something gross?

    Also start packing a lunch so you don't go for such a long time without eating so you aren't totally starved when you get home.
  • nxd10
    nxd10 Posts: 4,570 Member
    Ask her why.

    Some guesses (I know oil rig guys):

    - Poor table manners
    - You're starving. And eating too fast. It's unpleasant to watch.
    - She's dieting and it's hard to be with you when you eat a lot (which you can because you're working hard)
    - You haven't showered first
    - You make noise when you eat

    My brother is a sweet guy and my parents are really nice, but he can't eat with them because he finds that the lack of refinement at the table makes him feel physically nauseus. They have decent table manners, but it just bothers him. We all have our quirks.

    Eat lunch. Come home, have a snack and take a shower. Walk around the block with your girlfriend. Then eat.

    But I'd also really talk to her.
  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
    I see what you did there....
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    is that a Moon moon shirt?

    that may be the source of your trouble son.
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    She's a ____ dump her sorry ___! How dare she!
  • ladydy911
    ladydy911 Posts: 126 Member
    baaahaahaaahaahaaaaaa
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    It's the wolves honey.....get rid of them
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Make a cauliflower pizza with some black bean brownies for dessert...I'm sure she'll be right there with you to munch up all that yumminess!!!
  • ShaeLovelyy
    ShaeLovelyy Posts: 55
    Feeling like there is something im missing....that i should be getting here...hmmmmmm bonerfart you sly dawgggg
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    STOP SABOTAGING HER!!!!

    beastie-boys-sabotage-o.gif
  • sclaibo
    sclaibo Posts: 136 Member
    Are these posts for real?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1060225-my-boyfriend-sabotages-my-diet
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    are you forcing her to eat "bad" foods?!?!?

    maybe the problem is YOU!
  • Amy106Days
    Amy106Days Posts: 172 Member
    STOP SABOTAGING HER!!!!

    beastie-boys-sabotage-o.gif

    Hahaha the forums are adorable today.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    :bigsmile:
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Why won't she eat with you? Are you a messy eater or eating something gross?

    Also start packing a lunch so you don't go for such a long time without eating so you aren't totally starved when you get home.

    Well she has been talking about eating clean but I always wash up first
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    Obvious hijack of the "boyfriend sabotages my diet" thread. Amusing yourself much?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Just break up.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Well played.
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    I think you should force her. Call her a pansy for not eating real people food. If she won't eat, dump her.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I'll eat with you......as long as I get an entire pizza to myself.
  • benjib84
    benjib84 Posts: 125
    Maybe its all the Pizzas and Hotdogs LOL LOL Thread Hijack?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Obvious hijack of the "boyfriend sabotages my diet" thread. Amusing yourself much?

    hi MelsAuntie


    How is Mel? Are you treating her with the same amount of fun that you treat these forums with?
  • Janice2Shakira
    Janice2Shakira Posts: 257
    STOP SABOTAGING HER!!!!

    beastie-boys-sabotage-o.gif

    Coffee, all over my desk. Too funny
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    You should start eating the chick food she wants you to eat.
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    STOP SABOTAGING HER!!!!

    beastie-boys-sabotage-o.gif

    IN.

    For Beastie Boys appreciation.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    I'll eat with you......as long as I get an entire pizza to myself.

    That's what I like to hear
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Obvious hijack of the "boyfriend sabotages my diet" thread. Amusing yourself much?

    ((hugs))

    Feel better
  • shutupandlift13
    shutupandlift13 Posts: 727 Member
    If you're making 12am grilled cheese you can come live with me.
  • KristysLosing
    KristysLosing Posts: 683
    Are these posts for real?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1060225-my-boyfriend-sabotages-my-diet

    HA!!! Good catch!! :laugh:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Show her one of those big guns you've got.
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