XlS Fat Binders

grantsonenscher

Hi people. I have purchased some XLS Fat Binders to take alongside my nutrition and weight training. Does anyone else have any experience of these?

kommodevaran

Why did you do that?? Go back and ask for a refund.

usmcmp

Usually fat binders involve a serious amount of risk. If you eat too much fat you will likely poop yourself in a public place. Not just poop. Explosive, orange, greasy, diarrhea. Imagine going for wing night with your boys and randomly crapping yourself at the table. There's no making it to the bathroom when that happens. It's sudden and powerful.

AnvilHead

Here's a great thread for some experiences with the great "benefits" of fat binders: https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10290083/alli-xenical-does-it-work-please-only-answer-if-you-have-actually-taken-it/p1

tl;dr - enjoy involuntary greasy orange anal leakage and always carry a spare pair of underwear with you.

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MegaMooseEsq

So I googled this because I hadn't heard of "fat binders" before, and it sounds like it works by either requiring you to limit dietary fat (which may or may not put you in a deficit) or crapping yourself a lot (which may or may not put you in a deficit). That sounds horrible.

MegaMooseEsq

AnvilHead wrote: »

Here's a great thread for some experiences with the great "benefits" of fat binders: https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10290083/alli-xenical-does-it-work-please-only-answer-if-you-have-actually-taken-it/p1

tl;dr - enjoy involuntary greasy orange anal leakage and always carry a spare pair of underwear with you.

Good lord, that thread rivals the sugar-free gummy bear Amazon reviews.

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BruinsGal_91

Best. Thread. Evah!

PaulaWallaDingDong

usmcmp wrote: »

Usually fat binders involve a serious amount of risk. If you eat too much fat you will likely poop yourself in a public place. Not just poop. Explosive, orange, greasy, diarrhea. Imagine going for wing night with your boys and randomly crapping yourself at the table. There's no making it to the bathroom when that happens. It's sudden and powerful.

Oh dear Lord, not wing night! I imagine that buffalo sauce will go out looking and feeling how it went in.

TavistockToad

grantsonenscher wrote: »

Hi people. I have purchased some XLS Fat Binders to take alongside my nutrition and weight training. Does anyone else have any experience of these?

Good luck with the sharting....

TavistockToad

AnvilHead wrote: »

Here's a great thread for some experiences with the great "benefits" of fat binders: https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10290083/alli-xenical-does-it-work-please-only-answer-if-you-have-actually-taken-it/p1

tl;dr - enjoy involuntary greasy orange anal leakage and always carry a spare pair of underwear with you.

I love that thread :flowerforyou:

usmcmp

PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »

usmcmp wrote: »

Usually fat binders involve a serious amount of risk. If you eat too much fat you will likely poop yourself in a public place. Not just poop. Explosive, orange, greasy, diarrhea. Imagine going for wing night with your boys and randomly crapping yourself at the table. There's no making it to the bathroom when that happens. It's sudden and powerful.

Oh dear Lord, not wing night! I imagine that buffalo sauce will go out looking and feeling how it went in.

MissyCHF

Ali is over rated and XLS is a rip off - so says a morbidly obese chap I know who is waiting for NHS gastric band surgery.

Olivia

Oh I forgot how good that old Alli thread was - thank's ya'll for the mid-day laugh attack.

MissyCHF

Our pleasure, Alex.

snowflake954

They don't make threads like that any more. It was nice to see the names of people that used to post alot on here. Those were the days.