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pudgy1977 · April 2018

7H3_J0K3R wrote: »

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standenvernet wrote: »

pudgy1977 wrote: »

Fireball

Angry Balls

Two wrongs don't make a right.

That’s actually just a myth

slimgirljo15 · April 2018

CatsIvuE wrote: »

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laprimaJenny wrote: »

Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »

laprimaJenny wrote: »

Wow, people are so fake.

Is any of it real... It's all just one big illusion

CatsIvuE wrote: »

laprimaJenny wrote: »

Wow, people are so fake.

Is this real life?

RomaineCalm wrote: »

CatsIvuE wrote: »

laprimaJenny wrote: »

Wow, people are so fake.

Is this real life?

Meh.

It's just a fantasy.

Maybe so! One thing is for sure, our perception shapes our reality. Sometimes it just stings to realize that someone is not what they seem.

They are never what they seem

Agree 1000%

taco_inspector · April 2018

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

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standenvernet wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

standenvernet wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

You really don't want it to be you.

*kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert footd.

FIFY

Are you calling me fat? Do you know me? Have you been peeping in my windows?

Of course not (the tag on your tank is showing)...

Ugh. I’d rip it out but lemme finish my Reese’s king cup first. My hands are all chocolatey

Good deal -

... glad that that is chocolate as well... VERY glad;
especially with what you were doing 13-minutes ago

taco_inspector · April 2018

7H3_J0K3R wrote: »

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standenvernet wrote: »

pudgy1977 wrote: »

Fireball

Angry Balls

Two wrongs don't make a right.

pudgy1977 wrote: »

That’s actually just a myth

Yeah, but 3-rights make a left (alternately, 2-rights make a U-turn)

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taco_inspector · April 2018

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

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standenvernet wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

standenvernet wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

standenvernet wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

You really don't want it to be you.

*kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert footd.

FIFY

Are you calling me fat? Do you know me? Have you been peeping in my windows?

Of course not (the tag on your tank is showing)...

Ugh. I’d rip it out but lemme finish my Reese’s king cup first. My hands are all chocolatey

Good deal -

... glad that that is chocolate as well... VERY glad;
especially with what you were doing 13-minutes ago

Uh look, I can explain...I was desperate, I needed the money! You gotta understand.

Mom used to say the same thing...

... worked for me; I'll leave a little something for ya in the mailbox on my way home

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taco_inspector · April 2018

denny_mac wrote: »

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SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

You really don't want it to be you.

*kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

I have video that may (or may not) be available for a fee.

pudgy1977 · April 2018

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

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denny_mac wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

You really don't want it to be you.

*kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

I’ve also seen her put her lipstick on with her cleavage like Molly Ringwold

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taco_inspector · April 2018

pudgy1977 wrote: »

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SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

You really don't want it to be you.

*kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

I’ve also seen her put her lipstick on with her cleavage like Molly Ringwold

... butt-cleavage, FTW.

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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings · April 2018

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

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denny_mac wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

You really don't want it to be you.

*kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

Is this video available if I upgrade to premium? I have my credit card ready.

taco_inspector · April 2018

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »

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SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

You really don't want it to be you.

*kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

Is this video available if I upgrade to premium? I have my credit card ready.

Yes. It's in the special "Members" section adjacent to the 18+ toe-clipping archives.

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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings · April 2018

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

denny_mac wrote: »

You really don't want it to be you.

*kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

Is this video available if I upgrade to premium? I have my credit card ready.

Free for you. Use promo code scissorsisters.

Already in my auto text suggestions... so super fast and easy! Just how I like it!

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xFunctionalStrengthx · April 2018

If only...

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pudgy1977 · April 2018

Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »

You're creepy AF

Sorry, I’m working on that

RomaineCalm · April 2018

I get that a lot.

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