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  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    SneakyVee wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    Sometimes, I meditate and become the bacon

    sometimes i kiss the bacon softly, to tenderize it

    Sometimes I use bacon as deodorant.

    Sometimes I throw bacon at the lady dancers at the seedy places i visit
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    @cee134 got into the whiskey

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  • SneakyVee
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    SneakyVee wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    SneakyVee wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    Sometimes, I meditate and become the bacon

    sometimes i kiss the bacon softly, to tenderize it

    Sometimes I use bacon as deodorant.

    Sometimes I throw bacon at the lady dancers at the seedy places i visit

    This reminds me of the secret civilization I started where bacon is the highest form of currency

    What are your thoughts on dijon mustard?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    @UrBaconMeCr8zy ..bacon died this morning so that I might live :D:p js
  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 293 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    resale3108 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
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    The subtle superiority of being right all the time is having the grace to let others think they are right, then quietly doing what you know is right.......apparently.

    Not for me. I carry a horn in my purse and toot it whenever I’m right. I prefer everyone knows.

    That’s fraught with peril! What if - unlikely as it may be - that you might once be incorrect/inaccurate/imprecise ( cant bear to say....... (whisper) wrong)?

    If I’m....dare I say...wrong....it’s because the other person was so Terrible in their wrongness first, thereby infecting my rightness with their wrongness in the first place

    Goodness - and have you ever been infected wrongly....... or wrongly infected....whichever way it goes (note to self: don’t say “in” at the end of that last sentence)

    Just that once when I was bitten by an atomically mutated spider. That was wrong on many levels.

    Surely you have some extra-special abilities now? But do you produce silk? Or are you just hairy with extra big eyes, now?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    resale3108 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    resale3108 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    resale3108 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    resale3108 wrote: »
    The subtle superiority of being right all the time is having the grace to let others think they are right, then quietly doing what you know is right.......apparently.

    Not for me. I carry a horn in my purse and toot it whenever I’m right. I prefer everyone knows.

    That’s fraught with peril! What if - unlikely as it may be - that you might once be incorrect/inaccurate/imprecise ( cant bear to say....... (whisper) wrong)?

    If I’m....dare I say...wrong....it’s because the other person was so Terrible in their wrongness first, thereby infecting my rightness with their wrongness in the first place

    Goodness - and have you ever been infected wrongly....... or wrongly infected....whichever way it goes (note to self: don’t say “in” at the end of that last sentence)

    Just that once when I was bitten by an atomically mutated spider. That was wrong on many levels.

    Surely you have some extra-special abilities now? But do you produce silk? Or are you just hairy with extra big eyes, now?

    Besides my luxurious mustache, that I've mentioned on here before, my eyebrows are now a most impressive unibrow. I can't spin silk, but I can blow my nose holding the tissue in just one hand.

    Also:

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  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
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    Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp

    Who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
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    If you poke it, you have eat it.
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
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    Corprina wrote: »
    If you poke it, you have eat it.

    I licked it, so it’s mine
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I think the answer is 52846
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    How many times can one person rage quit?!

    There's this one guy who would be the one to ask but he quit again recently. If he's still around, he's hiding his telltale personality quirks so as to blend seamlessly into the crowd. When he comes back you can ask him.

    I have no doubt he's still around. No one really quits.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Ahh desperation. So dreamy.
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