Men, how do you feel about cellulite on an otherwise attractive woman who isn't obese?

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  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?

    Of course we expect a perfect male body. The ones that don't skip leg day would be perfect. If a man can't overhead press me, he's got no chance on seeing my cellulite.
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    If what is between the ears is attractive to me, then the skin covering her will be the finest silk on earth, but if she has feet like a harpy it’s over before it started
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  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    I close my eyes during all intimate encounters

    And fantasize about Mrs Robinson?
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    If what is between the ears is attractive to me, then the skin covering her will be the finest silk on earth, but if she has feet like a harpy it’s over before it started

    You mean like her mouth? I didnt know that was a thing ...
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  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?

    Of course we expect a perfect male body. The ones that don't skip leg day would be perfect. If a man can't overhead press me, he's got no chance on seeing my cellulite.

    I never skip leg day and do push-presses count? The but between my hips and my shoulders might require you to watch some porn though, or just look at my legs lol
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »
    I close my eyes during all intimate encounters

    And fantasize about Mrs Robinson?

    Mrs. Robinson places a blindfold on me during all of our intimate encounters

    Then she doesn't have to worry about you seeing her cellulite.
    OP, here's your solution!
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Morgaen73 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?

    Of course we expect a perfect male body. The ones that don't skip leg day would be perfect. If a man can't overhead press me, he's got no chance on seeing my cellulite.

    I never skip leg day and do push-presses count? The but between my hips and my shoulders might require you to watch some porn though, or just look at my legs lol

    Can't I just look at your friend instead?
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    edited October 2017
    Morgaen73 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?

    Of course we expect a perfect male body. The ones that don't skip leg day would be perfect. If a man can't overhead press me, he's got no chance on seeing my cellulite.

    I never skip leg day and do push-presses count? The but between my hips and my shoulders might require you to watch some porn though, or just look at my legs lol

    Can't I just look at your friend instead?

    whaaahahahaa sure, I really dont mind where you look. Close your eyes and think of England!
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    pekovic_m wrote: »
    This is like the new boob thread.

    We are gonna go over every part of female body and see what men think.
    I am typing a thread now asking if men like a woman who has a messed up toe.

    Did you se my toes? I knew I should have worn sock with my sandals.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    pekovic_m wrote: »
    This is like the new boob thread.

    We are gonna go over every part of female body and see what men think.
    I am typing a thread now asking if men like a woman who has a messed up toe.

    Did you se my toes? I knew I should have worn sock with my sandals.

    Well did you see mine? I've broken it twice. While it might still attract guys with foot fetish, on the inside.. it's got issues.
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »
    I close my eyes during all intimate encounters

    And fantasize about Mrs Robinson?

    Mrs. Robinson places a blindfold on me during all of our intimate encounters

    ... are we headed towards to 50 Shades???????
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »
    I close my eyes during all intimate encounters

    And fantasize about Mrs Robinson?

    Mrs. Robinson places a blindfold on me during all of our intimate encounters

    ... are we headed towards to 50 Shades???????

    No, this is a new version. 69 shades..
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?

    uhhhhhh

    "no baby, youre perfect as you are, and anyway i love you for your heart"

    .. and that answer gets you out of the doghouse and straight into my heart. Will YOU marry me? lol
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    This is worded like a trap.
    Does anyone like cellulite? But if a guy answers any differently he's going to be jumped on for "not accepting who she is"

    True. I don't like cellulite and I'm sure that everyone who has it doesn't like it either.

    But, so far as I know, if you're getting dirty with a guy and you take your pants off and he sees some cellulite, he's really not gonna care about that- he'll only care about the fact that there is a pantsless woman in front of him.

    lol, pretty much a true statement.
  • BishopWankapin
    BishopWankapin Posts: 276 Member
    Who cares? Parts are not the whole.
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  • steveko89
    steveko89 Posts: 2,223 Member
    I can't decide if this is an over- or undersimplification; I'm either attracted to someone or I'm not, it's not necessarily predicated on a specific quality.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    This is worded like a trap.
    Does anyone like cellulite? But if a guy answers any differently he's going to be jumped on for "not accepting who she is"

    True. I don't like cellulite and I'm sure that everyone who has it doesn't like it either.

    But, so far as I know, if you're getting dirty with a guy and you take your pants off and he sees some cellulite, he's really not gonna care about that- he'll only care about the fact that there is a pantsless woman in front of him.

    Yeah I doubt many care, but I doubt anyone (man or woman) would say they find it attractive. It's just the wording of the title that makes it seem like that's what she's asking. "[...]on an otherwise attractive woman[...]"

    My husband says it's cute. It reminds him of how long we've been together. I love him for that. He says the same thing about my stretch marks, scars, etc. They're cute because they remind him of pregnant me, moment in time, etc etc.

    But he's never seen that stuff as unattractive. They're just a normal variation of the human body.
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    This is worded like a trap.
    Does anyone like cellulite? But if a guy answers any differently he's going to be jumped on for "not accepting who she is"

    True. I don't like cellulite and I'm sure that everyone who has it doesn't like it either.

    But, so far as I know, if you're getting dirty with a guy and you take your pants off and he sees some cellulite, he's really not gonna care about that- he'll only care about the fact that there is a pantsless woman in front of him.

    Yeah I doubt many care, but I doubt anyone (man or woman) would say they find it attractive. It's just the wording of the title that makes it seem like that's what she's asking. "[...]on an otherwise attractive woman[...]"

    Actually, i have a friend who does think cellulite is attractive. He also gets a hard on if he sees some stretch marks. :lol:

    That was between us
    Wtf

    and it would have stayed that way if you didnt just call yourself out!
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  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    This is worded like a trap.
    Does anyone like cellulite? But if a guy answers any differently he's going to be jumped on for "not accepting who she is"

    True. I don't like cellulite and I'm sure that everyone who has it doesn't like it either.

    But, so far as I know, if you're getting dirty with a guy and you take your pants off and he sees some cellulite, he's really not gonna care about that- he'll only care about the fact that there is a pantsless woman in front of him.

    Yeah I doubt many care, but I doubt anyone (man or woman) would say they find it attractive. It's just the wording of the title that makes it seem like that's what she's asking. "[...]on an otherwise attractive woman[...]"

    My husband says it's cute. It reminds him of how long we've been together. I love him for that. He says the same thing about my stretch marks, scars, etc. They're cute because they remind him of pregnant me, moment in time, etc etc.

    But he's never seen that stuff as unattractive. They're just a normal variation of the human body.

    That's why I said the wording of the thread seemed like a trap. Men don't have to find it attractive to be fine with it. Not finding it attractive doesn't mean they find it repulsive.

    Agreed!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I guarantee that you care way more than we ever would. One of my really good female friends is very lean and fit and she has a little cellulite...she's quite stunning. Cellulite is genetic.
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