Why is the poster above you single?

pogiguy05

He's to honest

karsei01

he's too deep

slinkybinkydog

Workaholic

karsei01

gets distracted by butterflies

Christy42177

when he said he was going cycling what he meant was a tricycle

karsei01

because i left on a tricycle

kam26001

His last name is Dahmer.

ChalkSlinger

Wears condoms TO the date and was found out. Word spread fast. But she didn't

metsjmitchell

He's cheap....he won't buy his own drink on dates

ChalkSlinger

She laughs at funerals and it makes for uncomfortable family deaths

richardpkennedy1

He doesn't like small talk

goatg

He doesn’t let the girl win the wrestling match

Lift_More

She isn’t.

goatg

Lift_More wrote: »

She isn’t.

Well. I pretty much am.


Because lifting > dating

JimmyC1992

Still holding out for that guy from Milli Vanilli

Lift_More

goatg wrote: »

Lift_More wrote: »

She isn’t.

Well. I pretty much am.


Because lifting > dating

So.... come here often?

slimgirljo15

JimmyC1992 wrote: »

Still holding out for that guy from Milli Vanilli

So is he..

JimmyC1992

Wants to focus on pursuing her career . . . as a gypsy fortune teller

goatg

Lift_More wrote: »

So.... come here often?

Those pickup lines

goatg

JimmyC1992 wrote: »

Wants to focus on pursuing her career . . . as a gypsy fortune teller

Only dates girls born after 1992

richardpkennedy1

Always asks her dates how much they can bench press

JimmyC1992

Only dates girls born after 1992
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and that would get me in trouble

richardpkennedy1

Goes for younger women

angel4732

Doesn't get out, always in his bathroom

mcummins78

pure choice

MizzBree

He wears socks with flip flops

mcummins78

MizzBree wrote: »

He wears socks with flip flops

All day - how did you know.

She can't be single

cajoke11235

his beard is too scratchy

kam26001

She's too punk rock in a town full of preppies.

kam26001

She lives in a one-hair-color kind of town.