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Why is the poster above you single?

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    She was always looking to increase her stable but just never could bit the bullet when it came time to commit
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
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    She got tired of faking it in the bedroom
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    She messed with the numbers on my sleep number bed AND she ate My Pillow!
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    He brought home a stripper named Candy
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    Does not like confrontation... Prefers his own inner peace
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    tried to walk me like a dog
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    He kept barking
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
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    She wouldn't stop snapping his suspenders, so he left her.
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    neurogirl wrote: »
    She wouldn't stop snapping his suspenders, so he left her.

    (But i loved the attention!)

    She wouldnt stop buying stuff from late night infomercials like My Pillow.
  • metsjmitchell
    metsjmitchell Posts: 668 Member
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    Too cool for any dude
  • cajoke11235
    cajoke11235 Posts: 34 Member
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    he never stays in one place long enough
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
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    He yells football plays in his sleep and tries to huddle.
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    was looking for a tight end and not on the football team
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He's a running back. Like went running back to live with mom
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He's a running back. Like went running back to live with mom

    She was a wide receiver, standing on the corner for safety showing her full back.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He's a quarterback. That's all he's got in his bank account a quarter.
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    Getting to her end zone was such a hike

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