Why is the poster above you single?

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  • MatheoHans
    MatheoHans Posts: 26 Member
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    Said he is superman when he met her friends and parents and then told the stories from movies as he was actually in them
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    He was covered in tattoos of the prison he plans to break his brother out off.
  • Sober_Is_Sexy
    Sober_Is_Sexy Posts: 60 Member
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    Lives in a van down by the river
  • johnw83
    johnw83 Posts: 6,219 Member
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    cause she is really attractive
  • richardpkennedy1
    richardpkennedy1 Posts: 1,890 Member
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    He doesn't show his face in.public
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    He doesn’t own any shirts
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
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    More sass than the average man can handle
  • goatg
    goatg Posts: 1,399 Member
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    neurogirl wrote: »
    More sass than the average man can handle

    More brains than the average man could entertain ;)
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
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    She lives on a beautiful tropical island all by herself, but I've checked my maps, and i think I've found it
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Cheesiest pick up lines :D
  • goatg
    goatg Posts: 1,399 Member
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    LOL
    In one of the densest US cities actually..
  • richardpkennedy1
    richardpkennedy1 Posts: 1,890 Member
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    She's stronger than the men she dates
  • goatg
    goatg Posts: 1,399 Member
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    Ok, if Jo were single...

    “Paradox of plenty” ;p
  • goatg
    goatg Posts: 1,399 Member
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    richardpkennedy1 wrote: »
    She's stronger than the men she dates

    Actually sadly true lately. Must pick better.
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
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    She insists that men hold a handstand longer than she can. Sadly, she's still on the search...
  • richardpkennedy1
    richardpkennedy1 Posts: 1,890 Member
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    She's taller than her blind dates
  • TaThor1
    TaThor1 Posts: 19 Member
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    He spends the whole date talking about CrossFit lol
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    Still searching for her Dwight Schrute
  • johnw83
    johnw83 Posts: 6,219 Member
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    cause he is to fit
  • karsei01
    karsei01 Posts: 442 Member
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    Because he's to shy to show himself

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