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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    I would put on my laciest panties, the highest pair of heels and a trench coat and meet you at your door after work.

    I'd come to your door wearing the same thing.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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    i'd come to your door, but id be holding a pizza, and expect a tip
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Id come to your door, but id be holding a tip, and expect a pizza

  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
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    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)
  • AidenT94
    AidenT94 Posts: 39 Member
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    Well, I work with one of my fellow MFPers. I would definitely love to meet some of you wonderful people at some point in my life... (preferably after I'm at my goal weight!)
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    I would write that novel just for a chance to meet you
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    Please look up comma use for separating independent clauses after coordinating conjunctions.
    Thank you.

    You can correct this and resubmit for half points.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    Please look up comma use for separating independent clauses after coordinating conjunctions.
    Thank you.

    You can correct this and resubmit for half points.

    There are three things people like you get upset about; improper semi-colon usage, misused apostrophe’s and the absence of an Oxford comma.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Irony. Pure, unadulterated irony. <3
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I would spend a whole day reading a novel filled with grammatical and spelling errors AND THEN say nothing about how stupid people are just for a chance to meet you

    Please look up comma use for separating independent clauses after coordinating conjunctions.
    Thank you.

    You can correct this and resubmit for half points.

    There are three things people like you get upset about; improper semi-colon usage, misused apostrophe’s and the absence of an Oxford comma.

    I will never understand the Oxford comma. It’s just unnecessary

    I LOVE THE OXFORD COMMA
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)

    Yeah but you aren't weird at least...wait, are you? (and you don't look fat or 60)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)

    Yeah but you aren't weird at least...wait, are you? (and you don't look fat or 60)

    Oh, I haz all teh weerdz (for insight, visit the Single's Hangout thread sometime...)


    FWIW, I hear that these guys work with the occasional coma:
    1338564175_the-john-radcliffe-hospit-006.jpg
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:
    csbnga wrote: »
    I wouldn't meet any of y'all!

    Cause you'd find out I'm really a 60 year old, over weight, super hairy weirdo. :flushed:

    OMG, I'm a 60 year old, underweight, super weirdo with no hair. Hi!

    Hey!!! You two can just STFU now...


    (says the 60-yr old, fat, bald guy)

    Yeah but you aren't weird at least...wait, are you? (and you don't look fat or 60)

    Oh, I haz all teh weerdz (for insight, visit the Single's Hangout thread sometime...)


    FWIW, I hear that these guys work with the occasional coma:
    1338564175_the-john-radcliffe-hospit-006.jpg

    I tired it, but not enough crazy in there. I needs my mfp crazy
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Hoping to meet up with @AllYouNeedIsLuv next week.
  • Journey2happiness18
    Journey2happiness18 Posts: 1,033 Member
    edited December 2017
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    There isn't anyone around Arkansas :disappointed: