Crush Notes

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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Dear Crush,
    :(
    Just kidding
    :*
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Crush,
    Will you gently squeeze my melons?
    I can never tell if they are ripe.
    I will check the firmness of that cucumber for you, if you'd like.
    I'm good with telling if cucumbers are ready.
    me

    I’ll gently squeeze the firmness of the cuke.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    @cherchezlafemme13 - Your profile pic makes me think of today when I was holding a business card between my lips and it literally made my lips bleed after it got stuck and I pulled it off! Hours ago and still hurts...True story :confounded:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You all make the produce section of the Supermarket sound more exciting! :joy:
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Dear crush

    https://youtu.be/wKMjYxt0V_4
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Crush,
    Will you gently squeeze my melons?
    I can never tell if they are ripe.
    I will check the firmness of that cucumber for you, if you'd like.
    I'm good with telling if cucumbers are ready.
    me

    God you’re making me so hungry

    Geez. It’s supposed to make you horny. I just can’t get this right.

    Made me horngry!

    That was pornful
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Crush,
    Will you gently squeeze my melons?
    I can never tell if they are ripe.
    I will check the firmness of that cucumber for you, if you'd like.
    I'm good with telling if cucumbers are ready.
    me

    God you’re making me so hungry

    Geez. It’s supposed to make you horny. I just can’t get this right.

    Made me horngry!

    That was pornful

    you're the worst
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited November 2017
    SneakyVee wrote: »

    you're the worst

    I’m the best at it

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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    prunejuice73 wrote: »
    Dear crush,

    I just gave away who you are in the "What do you want at this very moment" thread.

    Me

    I’ll admit it. I looked!

    I looked too.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    prunejuice73 wrote: »
    Dear crush,

    I just gave away who you are in the "What do you want at this very moment" thread.

    Me

    Look who's back
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    Dear Crush,

    I just can't quit you.

    Frustratingly,

    Me
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    edited November 2017
    Dear Crush

    I'm glad it's over.

    So there,
    E

  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    prunejuice73 wrote: »
    Dear crush,

    I just gave away who you are in the "What do you want at this very moment" thread.

    Me

    Me three...i guess someone wants boots??
  • bro_science_
    bro_science_ Posts: 17 Member
    Corprina wrote: »
    Dear Crush

    I'm glad it's over.

    So there,
    E
    This was much more exciting before the edit. :#

  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    edited November 2017
    Dear crush

    I would prefer warm cozy blanket to be wrapped up in ...and soup...oh and a fire...please and thank you :*

    Your forever friend,
    Anonymous
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    bro_science_ wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    Dear Crush

    I'm glad it's over.

    So there,
    E
    This was much more exciting before the edit. :#

    @bro_science_
    Okay, just for you, since you gritted your teeth! Before the edit ...

    Dear Crush,

    I wish I would have let you delete me as a friend when you said you were going to because what we had was just a fantasy. Actually in retrospect, it was a nightmare. And I'm glad it's over.

    So there,
    E
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    Dear crush,

    If anyone can have it, I don't want it ;)

    I'll take it. LOL j/k
  • Journey2happiness18
    Journey2happiness18 Posts: 1,033 Member
    Dear Crush,

    What’s the point anymore?

    Sincerely,
    Me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dear Crush

    You don't know me yet, but you will.. stalking :#
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Dear non crush
    we dated a week 4months ago
    Get over it

    Sincerely
    Guilt trips don't work

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