Crush Notes
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Nexxxxxt0
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I’m not a player I just crush a lot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯2
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Dear Crush,
You know who you are... At least I think you do.. do you??
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Well thanks alot you devil. You just sucked my soul a little bit more, and something, something cancer.0 -
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »Dear Crush,
You know who you are... At least I think you do.. do you??
Me
You should probably just keep trying, just in case...1 -
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Dear Crush,
You can't use the same line on someone else on the very same day! :huh:
Signed,
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Dear Crush,
Just kidding
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beingmore1 wrote: »Dear Crush,
Will you gently squeeze my melons?
I can never tell if they are ripe.
I will check the firmness of that cucumber for you, if you'd like.
I'm good with telling if cucumbers are ready.
me
I’ll gently squeeze the firmness of the cuke.1 -
@cherchezlafemme13 - Your profile pic makes me think of today when I was holding a business card between my lips and it literally made my lips bleed after it got stuck and I pulled it off! Hours ago and still hurts...True story3
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You all make the produce section of the Supermarket sound more exciting!2
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beingmore1 wrote: »cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Dear Crush,
Will you gently squeeze my melons?
I can never tell if they are ripe.
I will check the firmness of that cucumber for you, if you'd like.
I'm good with telling if cucumbers are ready.
me
God you’re making me so hungry
Geez. It’s supposed to make you horny. I just can’t get this right.
Made me horngry!
That was pornful2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Dear Crush,
Will you gently squeeze my melons?
I can never tell if they are ripe.
I will check the firmness of that cucumber for you, if you'd like.
I'm good with telling if cucumbers are ready.
me
God you’re making me so hungry
Geez. It’s supposed to make you horny. I just can’t get this right.
Made me horngry!
That was pornful
you're the worst0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »prunejuice73 wrote: »Dear crush,
I just gave away who you are in the "What do you want at this very moment" thread.
Me
I’ll admit it. I looked!
I looked too.0
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