Crush Notes

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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Crushes are the devil, or cancerous, maybe both.

    Dear crush,

    It's a necessary evil of mfp...mfp runs off the spoils of crushes. Kinda like the alien in IT.

    Oops hope I didn't ruin the movie for you.

    Your pal
    Crush
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Nexxxxxt
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,818 Member
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    I’m not a player I just crush a lot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    Dear Crush,

    You know who you are... At least I think you do.. do you??

    Me
  • bro_science_
    bro_science_ Posts: 17 Member
    edited November 2017
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Crushes are the devil, or cancerous, maybe both.

    You forgot soul sucking.

    My apologies. Soul sucking, cancerous work of the Devil.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Crushes are the devil, or cancerous, maybe both.

    Dear crush,

    It's a necessary evil of mfp...mfp runs off the spoils of crushes. Kinda like the alien in IT.

    Oops hope I didn't ruin the movie for you.

    Your pal
    Crush

    Well thanks alot you devil. You just sucked my soul a little bit more, and something, something cancer.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Crushes are the devil, or cancerous, maybe both.

    You forgot soul sucking.

    My apologies. Soul sucking, cancerous work of the Devil.

    Much better.
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
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    Dear Crush,

    You know who you are... At least I think you do.. do you??

    Me

    You should probably just keep trying, just in case...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Dear Crush,

    You can't use the same line on someone else on the very same day! :huh:

    Signed,
    Me
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Dear Crush,
    :(
    Just kidding
    :*
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Crush,
    Will you gently squeeze my melons?
    I can never tell if they are ripe.
    I will check the firmness of that cucumber for you, if you'd like.
    I'm good with telling if cucumbers are ready.
    me

    I’ll gently squeeze the firmness of the cuke.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    @cherchezlafemme13 - Your profile pic makes me think of today when I was holding a business card between my lips and it literally made my lips bleed after it got stuck and I pulled it off! Hours ago and still hurts...True story :confounded: