Perv help thread
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It’s definitely phrasing!
Great minds think alike, even perv minds.
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Express lack of nudes. Demand them. Use all caps. #pervtips2
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HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »Pro perv tip: (the Subtle Approach)
Find the lonely housewives and househusbands, and pretend to be interested in their tales of woe. Giving caring advice and be funny, while grooming them with subtle innuendo about their lack of sex. For every, say, 5 messages of support, add one message with innuendo. After a good day or two of this, change the ratio to 3/2, then eventually 2/3 and so on. Make sure to play to their feeling of being unwanted sexually.
Easy pickings.
Daaaaang.
Raise your hand if you've fallen for thisshit at least once.
I don't white knight often, but when I do....
That crush post was just part of your plan wasn't it?
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beingmore1 wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »Pro perv tip: (the Subtle Approach)
Find the lonely housewives and househusbands, and pretend to be interested in their tales of woe. Giving caring advice and be funny, while grooming them with subtle innuendo about their lack of sex. For every, say, 5 messages of support, add one message with innuendo. After a good day or two of this, change the ratio to 3/2, then eventually 2/3 and so on. Make sure to play to their feeling of being unwanted sexually.
Easy pickings.
Daaaaang.
Raise your hand if you've fallen for thisshit at least once.
I don't white knight often, but when I do....
So the whole waffles thing wasn’t really about waffles .
Now I want waffles. And bacon.0 -
cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »You've got to get your name out there first before you become an established perv. The best way to do this is to PM or friend requests several people that you've had no prior contact. Make sure the message is overly forward too. A simple "hey how are you?" aint gonna cut it. Tell them that you like having your *kitten* stomped on, that's worked really well before. Once you send that to about 20-30 people nature will do it's thing and word will spread. Now you've achieved perv status.
But don't think that once you become a perv that all is said and done, you've got to put in effort to keep that status. You can't let them forget about you, make sure you're burned in their memories. Someone posts a selfie you like? Don't comment about it in the thread, that's for amateurs. Send them a private message and let them know how much you liked it. Hell, tell them you'd drink their bathwater.
Here’s a soul know knows. He’s the only guy I will let call me dude just to listen to his perv game.
I test my latest material on this one.0 -
Pro perv tip: (Lingo)
You must know a few different ways to say nudes. For example...- Noodz
- Newdz
- Nudez
- N∞dz
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Pro perv tip: (the Brute Force Approach)
Create a perv troll account and send naughty PM's with links to junk and nood pics to ALL the users in the forums. You should see a 5% to 10% return of quality pervy contacts and be ready to cyberz.Pro perv tip: (the Subtle Approach)
Find the lonely housewives and househusbands, and pretend to be interested in their tales of woe. Giving caring advice and be funny, while grooming them with subtle innuendo about their lack of sex. For every, say, 5 messages of support, add one message with innuendo. After a good day or two of this, change the ratio to 3/2, then eventually 2/3 and so on. Make sure to play to their feeling of being unwanted sexually.
Easy pickings.Pro perv tip: (Lingo)
You must know a few different ways to say nudes. For example...- Noodz
- Newdz
- Nudez
- N∞dz
Etc...
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beingmore1 wrote: »
Excellent question. Emojis are key to deflecting your pervy intentions and working to maintain a nice guy appreance. That and being able to add '"J/K" with emojis works well.
For example:
"Great workout pictures. You can really see the progress, and I BARELY noticed your nice bewbz. j/k
"
Here, we've set the precedence that you are interested down for it if they are, but also have the scapegoat to not seem like you were really trying. The emoji also make it seem fun or funny, which is also an excellent in as people tend to let their guard down with humor. So a two pronged benefit for emojis and deflection.
Edit for PS, see Lingo notes above and substitute Boobs for Nudes.3 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »I might tell @Timshel_ that I have a moist waffle but I need him to bring me the hot cream.
That’s Pervy right?
But if I waited till I saw he was depressed, befriended him, listened to confidences, all with the intention of getting to see his junk then drop him like a rotten tomato....well that’s predatory.
I think I love you either way.
Send noodz.
j/k
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@Timshel_ gives the best tips.
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Pro perv tip: (Advanced)
If you are over 40 and look at someone under 40 they think you are perving so just own it.
If you are over 40, no matter how genuine a compliment is meant to be for a person under 40, they will think you are perving on them so Just own it.
If you are actually peving on them, you are older, so just own it.
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beingmore1 wrote: »Pro perv tip: (Advanced)
If you are over 40 and look at someone under 40 they think you are perving so just own it.
If you are over 40, no matter how genuine a compliment is meant to be for a person under 40, they will think you are perving on them so Just own it.
If you are actually peving on them, you are older, so just own it.
So emojis are really only necessary for over 40 comments to other over 40’s?
Please refer back to my advice. Emojis can be used by any age. They certainly help for the over 40 crowd.
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Ask some A-hole named @2017lad.......ewwwwwwwww.1
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Thehardmakesitworthit wrote: »Ask some A-hole named @2017lad.......ewwwwwwwww.
You have the word hard in your name, that's practically a perv magnet. Ask @RunHardBeStrong3 -
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Caporegiem wrote: »Thehardmakesitworthit wrote: »Ask some A-hole named @2017lad.......ewwwwwwwww.
You have the word hard in your name, that's practically a perv magnet. Ask @RunHardBeStrong
Hahaha! Don't make me call Tiffany and give her your address.
p.s. unfortunately it is kinda true.. Idk how many random pm's I have gotten that say your name should be @BeHardRunStrong. It was kinda funny the first time.. after that, not so much.1 -
One tip I can think of is to know your audience. If you want to keep perving on the same person you should know how to reign it in. Be friendly, act interested in the person...then perv away...see how it's received and go from there.
You can always add a "just kidding" if your subject is not appreciative and then try again later.
If you like to perv for shock value and want to creep out your audience ignore the above advice and just do your thing. Go big, all out from the first message.
If you are completely shameless you should follow your subjects around the forums and perv at every opportunity, this works especially well with people you've never seen around before.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Thehardmakesitworthit wrote: »Ask some A-hole named @2017lad.......ewwwwwwwww.
You have the word hard in your name, that's practically a perv magnet. Ask @RunHardBeStrong
Hahaha! Don't make me call Tiffany and give her your address.
p.s. unfortunately it is kinda true.. Idk how many random pm's I have gotten that say your name should be @BeHardRunStrong. It was kinda funny the first time.. after that, not so much.
Tbh I've always read it like that but never said anything.1 -
Try harder!
And deeper.... 0 -
lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »didn’t read any responses but fyi u can’t be a perv if yr a girl I’ve been tryin for like 2 years
Yes you can. You just have to tell them you like to eat muffins0
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