Perv help thread

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  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    I find that hanging around the "would you send a nude....... etc" thread helps.....

    This guy knows a thing or two about being a perv.... ;)

    I haven't quite managed to crack your nut yet tho'.......... there is still time however..... ;);)
  • unfilterednate
    unfilterednate Posts: 905 Member
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    I find that hanging around the "would you send a nude....... etc" thread helps.....

    This guy knows a thing or two about being a perv.... ;)

    I haven't quite managed to crack your nut yet tho'.......... there is still time however..... ;);)

    You should try giving them nuts instead of cracking them .. :wink:
  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Justtryingmfp wrote: »
    Use words that imply something else in your writing. It can be hard, but you will come to your senses. Take your time build up your thoughts and have a big release.

    And a wink face

    Welcome to MFP. You have figured it all out quickly
    Oh yeah.... ;)

    Certainly seems that way.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    I find that hanging around the "would you send a nude....... etc" thread helps.....

    This guy knows a thing or two about being a perv.... ;)

    I haven't quite managed to crack your nut yet tho'.......... there is still time however..... ;);)

    More importantly, has she busted yours? <----Pro perv tip: Use innuendo and insert yourself in already established sexually tense situations.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Funny thing happened on the way to Googling.... :D

    https://youtu.be/HSkPZnY1c9M
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  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    These threads make me laugh *giggle*
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    didn’t read any responses but fyi u can’t be a perv if yr a girl I’ve been tryin for like 2 years :/

    I've met a "girl" on here who is a perv. "she" really needs to study up on talking like a girl tho, her manner of speaking is quite masculine.

    Yeah but what about all those hes who talk like shes and nobody makes a peep about it? All Oprah and Ashley Judd and so forth.

    Oprah and Ashley Judd are MEN?!!! Who knew?

    They're universal role models for so many of the men of today. So so many.

    Fem-MAN-ine
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    edited November 2017
    I feel like such an old lady. Back in the days of AOL local chats on that dialup, I was pervin all day every day. Now I'm in the chit chat forum like

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  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
    Sometimes I just have to throw you on the desk, spread you open and read. Studying is the worst.
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  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
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    Ha

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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,276 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
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    Ha

    You perv! >:)>:)>:)

    Haha
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Pro perv tip: (the Subtle Approach)

    Find the lonely housewives and househusbands, and pretend to be interested in their tales of woe. Giving caring advice and be funny, while grooming them with subtle innuendo about their lack of sex. For every, say, 5 messages of support, add one message with innuendo. After a good day or two of this, change the ratio to 3/2, then eventually 2/3 and so on. Make sure to play to their feeling of being unwanted sexually.

    Easy pickings.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2017
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    *kitten*, well I incorrectly read the thread title. I was wondering what everyone was talking about.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited November 2017
    @beingmore1 wrote: »
    How does one become more Pervy on mfp? Is it in the “phrasing”? Is it word choice? Certain memes or gifs? Skilled Pervy comments? How can we up our Perv game here at mfp? Please give suggestions, examples, hypotheticals.

    Doing everything with your pants around your ankles
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Why do you think I’m at Victoria’s Secret so often?
    Cheaper than oxyclean when there’s a sale.
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  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited November 2017
    cee134 wrote: »
    Why do you think I’m at Victoria’s Secret so often?
    Cheaper than oxyclean when there’s a sale.

    Did you know that the Victoria's Secret fitting rooms are one of the most popular spots for "public" sex?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Why do you think I’m at Victoria’s Secret so often?
    Cheaper than oxyclean when there’s a sale.

    Did you know that the Victoria's Secret fitting rooms are one of the most popular spots for "public" sex?

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
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    Ha

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    This made me laugh out loud.
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    Reveal that you are a 69 yo man?
    Is that pervy?

    Gramps
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Jimb376mfp wrote: »
    Reveal that you are a 69 yo man?
    Is that pervy?

    Gramps

    Sorry. You’re too adorable.
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