Less than Average Looking People

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  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
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    AND in. Finally a thread for me.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    <<< In :glasses: WooHoo!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Just checking in to make you people feel bad because of how awesome I am...


    :sad: It worked!!!
  • KathleenMurry
    KathleenMurry Posts: 448 Member
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    I'd say I fit in with this crowd BUT I do clean up real nice from time to time ;)
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
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    In to pick off the women with poor confidence. *rubs his hands together*

    Hey, I am totally confident in my less than average looks, tyvm. :wink:

    I'm sorry. I am going to have to ask you to leave this thread. I know it's your thread, but you don't qualify.

    Make me. I do what I want.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Wait, I'm seeing a few fairly hot women in here...?

    Shhh...can't you see you are on a boat? Get your reel out or bite the hook.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    i would say youre average
    you have to look REALLY ugly to be less than average
    thats what ugly is lol
    you can even be fat and still be average
    how often do you really look at someone and think 'damn that person is fugly as hell'
    the truth is most people are neither good looking or less than average
    theyre just there taking up space
    some people are really attractive
    and then there are the chosen few who spoil lunch for you
    its very rare
    You stole this from Hallmark. Word for word, this was on my wife's Valentine's Day card.

    What you are reading is the bell curve theory of human attractiveness.
    When you take a populational cross-section of a continuous variable such as attractivness, most people fall around the middle. The good news for those of us who are less than average is that changes like exercise, diet, or better oral care SIGNIFICANTLY alter our location on the bell curve.

    @kanadian_bear
    The chances of you being the lowest end of the bell curve is minimal. More than likely, the person who harrassed you was just smoking crack. The perception of one individual regarding your attractiveness can be mitigated by calling bullsh*^ on them.
    The next time someone says,"You are ugly." I would reply,"And yet, you are so attracted to me you made a point to come over here and talk to me. I'm sorry, but I won't sleep with you. Please, please don't beg."

    Moral of the story: Keep working out and eating healthy. Claim your spot on the above average side of the bell curve!

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    In to pick off the women with poor confidence. *rubs his hands together*

    Hey, I am totally confident in my less than average looks, tyvm. :wink:

    I'm sorry. I am going to have to ask you to leave this thread. I know it's your thread, but you don't qualify.

    Make me. I do what I want.

    OK. You asked for it. I choose tickle torture....

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  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
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    I think I'm average no more no less does that count?

    Come on! No way you are average!
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
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    OP I would say you're slightly above average, therefor this whole thread is a fraud.

    Wait...so this isn't the boat to get on for compliment fishing? SABOTAGE!

    LOL!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    In because my non-matching earlobes and hammer thumb drag me left on the curve. Megan Fox suffers as well. :cry:

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  • lovelyx091
    lovelyx091 Posts: 217 Member
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    HERE I AM :drinker:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    In because my non-matching earlobes and hammer thumb drag me left on the curve. Megan Fox suffers as well. :cry:

    OMG You haven't heard yet? Non-matching earlobes and hammer thumb is the new Brad Pitt! YOU are awesome now according to mass media hype! WTG Mister Universe! Chin up :P
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    In because my non-matching earlobes and hammer thumb drag me left on the curve. Megan Fox suffers as well. :cry:

    OMG You haven't heard yet? Non-matching earlobes and hammer thumb is the new Brad Pitt! YOU are awesome now according to mass media hype! WTG Mister Universe! Chin up :P

    Just my luck. Everyone hollers out "Norm!", I feel like I've found the place where everybody knows my name...and it's time to leave. *sniffle* Oh well. In the words of Buddy Love..."Sherman, no matter what, you've got to strut!"

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  • Show_Stopper
    Show_Stopper Posts: 656 Member
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    I think I'm average no more no less does that count?

    Come on! No way you are average!


    If you're saying I'm above average thank you and if you're saying I'm below average thank you because that gives me motivation either way
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
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    This is my type of forum :)
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
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    In. I think I'm below average when viewed from several wrong angles...
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    i would say youre average
    you have to look REALLY ugly to be less than average
    thats what ugly is lol
    you can even be fat and still be average
    how often do you really look at someone and think 'damn that person is fugly as hell'
    the truth is most people are neither good looking or less than average
    theyre just there taking up space
    some people are really attractive
    and then there are the chosen few who spoil lunch for you
    its very rare
    You stole this from Hallmark. Word for work, this was on my wife's Valentine's Day card.

    bwahahaha!
  • honey_bee_keysha
    honey_bee_keysha Posts: 773 Member
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    checking in!

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