MFP Feud

sandy_taylor13

I have gas (lol, I've actually heard this one too)!

RastaLousGirl

Motorsheen

Soul_Radiation wrote: »

I need to return some videotapes.

1992 called, it want it's excuse back now.

rcreynol3090

GymRatSF wrote: »

I know it’s a trap. First they ask you to work out, then they tell you to kiss burgers goodbye and before you know it, you’re sitting next to a goat at the breakfast table, munching on some green leaves and I can't afford a goat.

I can rent you a goat. I have plenty.

Just_Mel_

Forgot my headphones

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Planet Fitness banned me

Just_Mel_

OutOfUserName wrote: »

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

Forgot my headphones

i used this on cardio days

It's legit. Ain't nobody trying to spend 45 mins on the elliptical without music.

RoxieDawn

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

Forgot my headphones

This really is a reason to go back home.

Buff_Man

My cat wouldn't let me leave the house

beagletracks

A dog ate my leg warmers.

iamthemotherofdogs

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

Forgot my headphones

This is legit.

iamthemotherofdogs

@OutOfUserName

iamthemotherofdogs

zachbonner_ wrote: »

Pooping

iamthemotherofdogs

iamthemotherofdogs

ToErosIsHuman wrote: »

iamthemotherofdogs wrote: »

zachbonner_ wrote: »

Pooping

I actually own this book

Prove it.