MFP Feud

aeloine

Serious one: I can't afford a gym.

You don't need a gym to work out.

aeloine

Buff_Man wrote: »

My cat wouldn't let me leave the house

Also legit.

NewlifeinNW

beingmore1 wrote: »

I was abducted by aliens last night so I’m too tired. And my yoga pants won’t fit over this anal probe.

Perhaps some crotchless yoga pants would help?


Ever search on google and are genuinly surprised when something actually comes up?

mysteps2beauty

I don't have anyone to watch the kids.

jenilla1

Didn't wake up in time.

NewlifeinNW

The weightlifters left their dirty ball sweat all over the equipment

iamthemotherofdogs

aeloine wrote: »

Serious one: I can't afford a gym.

You don't need a gym to work out.

I've never had a gym membership.

123liveoak

A bottle of wine fell down my throat

Just_Mel_

csbnga wrote: »

The weightlifters left their dirty ball sweat all over the equipment

I literally LOL'd!
Btw, hi stranger.

NewlifeinNW

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

csbnga wrote: »

The weightlifters left their dirty ball sweat all over the equipment

I literally LOL'd!
Btw, hi stranger.

Hey there Mels, great to see you

zcb94

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iamthemotherofdogs wrote: »

Let's do this.





Survey says?

Too sick/contagious/following the old “above the chest, stop and rest” rule

zcb94

iamthemotherofdogs wrote: »

Physical therapist

NewlifeinNW

beingmore1 wrote: »

@csbnga didn’t wave to me so I spent three days in bed crying and questioning the meaning of my life.

I thought those artfully done nude shots with the strategically placed brownies that I sent you were enough

iamthemotherofdogs

zcb94 wrote: »

iamthemotherofdogs wrote: »

Physical therapist

I sent this to a friend and she said gyno.

I said NO.

iamthemotherofdogs

zcb94 wrote: »

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iamthemotherofdogs wrote: »

Let's do this.





Survey says?

Too sick/contagious/following the old “above the chest, stop and rest” rule

browneyedgirl749

I'm just going to eat back those burned calories in cheesecake and tacos so why bother?