To the MFP Grinches and Bahumbug Positivity Downers.....

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater

    Perfect....ill bring a penguin and the nasty egg nog
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater

    Perfect....ill bring a penguin and the nasty egg nog

    Fair warning, Im spiking the nog
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Rotten eggs
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater

    Perfect....ill bring a penguin and the nasty egg nog

    Fair warning, Im spiking the nog

    Here for the spiking of eggnog

    Well can you spike my wine cause I refuse to drink eggnog
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater

    Perfect....ill bring a penguin and the nasty egg nog

    Fair warning, Im spiking the nog

    Here for the spiking of eggnog

    Well can you spike my wine cause I refuse to drink eggnog

    You don’t like a drink you have to chew?

    Oh god I just made myself gag

    Ugh ...i can't:(
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    And everyone gets eggnog!!!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    And everyone gets eggnog!!!

    And fruitcake. Why is the fruitcake always left out
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    A full bladder with no where to pee...merry Christmas
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Bad porn that barely does anything for you
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    A tub of your favorite ice cream in the freezer. You've thought about it all day, counting the minutes until you get home to get that first creamy bite. You reach for the carton only to find out that that not only did someone eat all but two bites, they left the lid half off and the remaining bites are coated with a quarter inch of ice crystals.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Rain on your wedding day
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Black fly in your chardonnay
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  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    May you wake up to find @_seahorses5ever Christmas cactus shoved up your *kitten*

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