To the MFP Grinches and Bahumbug Positivity Downers.....

beingmore1

Here's what we want to get you for Christmas.....

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TavistockToad

A mean people thread on a Sunday... that's a new one...

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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

I'd like to cut the strings on @MeeseeksAndDestroy so he can become a real live boy.

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Just_Mel_

Clumpy egg nog

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81Katz

A flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep!

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beagletracks

bottled beagle farts

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stocking full of mayonnaise

beagletracks

poo-poo water

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NewlifeinNW

A shirt with a tag in the back that only sticks up

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NewlifeinNW

A pair of ear buds with one misshapen plug that refuses to stay in their ear

NewlifeinNW

A coffee mug that is 1/25 of an inch too large in diameter to fit in the cup holder, but it's close enough that you have to check again each time, just in case

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Versicolour

The most cheery and bouncy Christmas ditty stuck in your head on repeat for the rest of the year

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81Katz

A long road trip with no rest stop for the next 250 miles.

NewlifeinNW

A long legged kid with the jimmy legs who just ate leftover pixie sticks from halloween to sit behind them at every movie. At the end of the movie they could describe in minute detail the shape of said kids foot from it being in their *kitten* for two hours.