To the MFP Grinches and Bahumbug Positivity Downers.....

123liveoak

beingmore1 wrote: »

SneakyVee wrote: »

beingmore1 wrote: »

Socks in which the line NEVER lines up right over your toes.

Socks that are always wet.

Underpants that always have a wet spot in the front AND the back .

Oh is that a punishment

corinasue1143

A box of chocolates with a bite out of each chocolate.

SneakyVee

beingmore1 wrote: »

SneakyVee wrote: »

beingmore1 wrote: »

Socks in which the line NEVER lines up right over your toes.

Socks that are always wet.

Underpants that always have a wet spot in the front AND the back .

Underpants that always are bulged out even if you’re not aroused

Kinda like @leut_underpants wears always

123liveoak

Fitted sheets that don't seem to fit

HalloweenHighness

Darwin Award!

SneakyVee

cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »

Dysentery

That’s more sexy than a bad gift

123liveoak

beingmore1 wrote: »

Sour orange juice

Is it sour? Or did you just drink my "special mommy juice"

123liveoak

Inked_momma_ wrote: »

A cake full of laxatives

Oops ...ummm I was hungry