The Non-Flirting Thread

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Let's post realistic photos where we're fully clothed in modest attire while wearing no makeup. Also, post the first selfie. Not the 75th one in perfect lighting at the perfect angle with a contrived facial expression.

    Or at least let's spill the beans on ourselves about what we really look like.

    That should solve a good bit of this little flirting problem.

    I've always been frank about the fact that I'm overweight, often cranky and well into middle age. No one's ever flirted with me here but I chat away in a lot of threads anyway.

    Got it. That's why I receive significantly less attention outside of "Woo". I despise Snapchat filters and not a fan of putting on makeup or doing up my hair (most of the time). I always wondered why no one would really hold a conversation with me in that thread unless cleavage was present or I was in costume. :D

    P.S. Not that you care, but your responses are some of my favorite to read here because they are very much to the point.

    Well technically the selfie thread isn't for conversation. Its for looking at boobs and v's.

    Only boobs? You sure about that? I see lots of ladies commenting on stunning musculature and eyes. :D Oh.. and women oggling pictures of men with babies. I don't get it, but they do it.

    I like dads, what can I say

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    Why does he look like he's about to eat that baby? The baby looks scared.

    Thanks for ruining it. LOL

    HAHAHAHA! That's what I do, I ruin everything! Just ask my husband.
  • notthistime_
    notthistime_ Posts: 76 Member
    Not that I know much, but seems there is a lot of flirting in this Non flirt thread
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    Not that I know much, but seems there is a lot of flirting in this Non flirt thread

    Not that I've noticed. But I am oblivious and completely absorbed by my tarantula chat.

    Speaking of which, I got Fuzzy some crickets today. Happy Fuzzy!
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Every time I try to post in this thread, something filthy and flirty comes out so I have to delete and see myself out.

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    Is that squirrel tap dancing or doing a "I gotta pee but it's *kitten* cold out here" dance??

    I have no idea but I figured it wasn't flirting if it was a squirrel being weird.

    :D
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Let's post realistic photos where we're fully clothed in modest attire while wearing no makeup. Also, post the first selfie. Not the 75th one in perfect lighting at the perfect angle with a contrived facial expression.

    Or at least let's spill the beans on ourselves about what we really look like.

    That should solve a good bit of this little flirting problem.

    I've always been frank about the fact that I'm overweight, often cranky and well into middle age. No one's ever flirted with me here but I chat away in a lot of threads anyway.

    Got it. That's why I receive significantly less attention outside of "Woo". I despise Snapchat filters and not a fan of putting on makeup or doing up my hair (most of the time). I always wondered why no one would really hold a conversation with me in that thread unless cleavage was present or I was in costume. :D

    P.S. Not that you care, but your responses are some of my favorite to read here because they are very much to the point.

    Well technically the selfie thread isn't for conversation. Its for looking at boobs and v's.

    Only boobs? You sure about that? I see lots of ladies commenting on stunning musculature and eyes. :D Oh.. and women oggling pictures of men with babies. I don't get it, but they do it.

    I like dads, what can I say

    Depends on if you're oggling the man or awwing the baby, I think. I think several ladies here might have a touch of baby fever, lol. I just am not part of that demographic. :D
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Let's post realistic photos where we're fully clothed in modest attire while wearing no makeup. Also, post the first selfie. Not the 75th one in perfect lighting at the perfect angle with a contrived facial expression.

    Or at least let's spill the beans on ourselves about what we really look like.

    That should solve a good bit of this little flirting problem.

    I've always been frank about the fact that I'm overweight, often cranky and well into middle age. No one's ever flirted with me here but I chat away in a lot of threads anyway.

    Got it. That's why I receive significantly less attention outside of "Woo". I despise Snapchat filters and not a fan of putting on makeup or doing up my hair (most of the time). I always wondered why no one would really hold a conversation with me in that thread unless cleavage was present or I was in costume. :D

    P.S. Not that you care, but your responses are some of my favorite to read here because they are very much to the point.

    Well technically the selfie thread isn't for conversation. Its for looking at boobs and v's.

    Only boobs? You sure about that? I see lots of ladies commenting on stunning musculature and eyes. :D Oh.. and women oggling pictures of men with babies. I don't get it, but they do it.

    I like dads, what can I say

    8q0hyf1pc9rm.jpg

    Why does he look like he's about to eat that baby? The baby looks scared.

    Can't unsee that now. :D
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Let's post realistic photos where we're fully clothed in modest attire while wearing no makeup. Also, post the first selfie. Not the 75th one in perfect lighting at the perfect angle with a contrived facial expression.

    Or at least let's spill the beans on ourselves about what we really look like.

    That should solve a good bit of this little flirting problem.

    I've always been frank about the fact that I'm overweight, often cranky and well into middle age. No one's ever flirted with me here but I chat away in a lot of threads anyway.

    Got it. That's why I receive significantly less attention outside of "Woo". I despise Snapchat filters and not a fan of putting on makeup or doing up my hair (most of the time). I always wondered why no one would really hold a conversation with me in that thread unless cleavage was present or I was in costume. :D

    P.S. Not that you care, but your responses are some of my favorite to read here because they are very much to the point.

    Well technically the selfie thread isn't for conversation. Its for looking at boobs and v's.

    Only boobs? You sure about that? I see lots of ladies commenting on stunning musculature and eyes. :D Oh.. and women oggling pictures of men with babies. I don't get it, but they do it.

    I like dads, what can I say

    Depends on if you're oggling the man or awwing the baby, I think. I think several ladies here might have a touch of baby fever, lol. I just am not part of that demographic. :D

    I ogle the dad and my heart breaks at the baby's cuteness.

    I have baby fever, 100%, but I also have dad fever :p

    None of column A; plenty of column B. Bonus if beards/mustaches are present. :D
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Spicy jalapeno bacon ipsum dolor amet ut tri-tip pork chop brisket boudin bacon pancetta tenderloin strip steak meatball. Beef incididunt burgdoggen consequat velit shank magna salami laborum. Drumstick et turducken tri-tip voluptate buffalo alcatra. Chicken bresaola anim reprehenderit, nostrud kevin laborum cow chuck mollit velit.

    Pork loin doner mollit hamburger ipsum ea. Shank beef ribs nisi sunt elit prosciutto. Pariatur quis tail culpa laborum jowl nulla, dolore ribeye capicola enim velit short ribs venison nostrud. Sint aute pig spare ribs andouille alcatra, short loin doner venison laboris magna esse jowl leberkas sed.

    w0t

    Ftfy
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Spicy jalapeno bacon ipsum dolor amet ut tri-tip pork chop brisket boudin bacon pancetta tenderloin strip steak meatball. Beef incididunt burgdoggen consequat velit shank magna salami laborum. Drumstick et turducken tri-tip voluptate buffalo alcatra. Chicken bresaola anim reprehenderit, nostrud kevin laborum cow chuck mollit velit.

    Pork loin doner mollit hamburger ipsum ea. Shank beef ribs nisi sunt elit prosciutto. Pariatur quis tail culpa laborum jowl nulla, dolore ribeye capicola enim velit short ribs venison nostrud. Sint aute pig spare ribs andouille alcatra, short loin doner venison laboris magna esse jowl leberkas sed.

    what

    Bacon Ipsum.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    edited December 2017
    :p
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Found Trump driving a truck.

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Found Trump driving a truck.

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    Nooooooooo!! His hairpiece has gained sentience at last!! We're all doomed! :D

    Reminds me of this:

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