The Non-Flirting Thread

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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    I like your shoes

    What shoes? I don't wear shoes if I can help it.

    Well.... if the shoe isn't on the foot
    ..in your mouth....

    I think i am mixing parables

    Um. Yeah.... My foot can very often be found in my mouth. It's just more comfortable without shoes on!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Me trying to flirt:

    If you were a tree you'd be a good tree.

    If you were a spider you wouldn’t be one of those scary jumping spiders but more like one I wouldn’t mind having in my garden

    I love the jumping spiders! Order Salticidae. They are soooooo cute with their big little eyes :kissing_heart:

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    :lol:
    I am known to my who family as the crazy spider girl! I had 27 tarantulas at one point. Now down to just one :disappointed:

    That's awesome!
    I've said it before here, I really want to handle a tarantula, still haven't gotten the opportunity yet.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    No flirting!!!!!!!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Me trying to flirt:

    If you were a tree you'd be a good tree.

    If you were a spider you wouldn’t be one of those scary jumping spiders but more like one I wouldn’t mind having in my garden

    I love the jumping spiders! Order Salticidae. They are soooooo cute with their big little eyes :kissing_heart:

    ptfdny7vmtkp.gif

    :lol:
    I am known to my who family as the crazy spider girl! I had 27 tarantulas at one point. Now down to just one :disappointed:

    That's awesome!
    I've said it before here, I really want to handle a tarantula, still haven't gotten the opportunity yet.

    They are very cute! You must really do it
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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I have a tarantula in my house but not my pet. When I have to feed it, I throw the crickets in Ann's basically run...
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I really like the 3rd button on your shirt that's a pretty neat button. Fancy grabbing a coffee sometime ? We could chat some more about it maybe you could even tell me where to go to find such neat buttoned down shirts. Whatcha say?

    I'm free like next Thursday around midday.

    Good golly me too how about a spot of tea

    Maybe a packet of biscuits to share over tea?

    Can't wait to see that cute button again!

    Man picking up on cues is so much easier here in the not flirting thread
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    I have a very funny story about one of my tarantulas. My cats like to try and catch them, so the tank got knocked down and the tarantula was gone. We looked everywhere for it but couldn't find it anywhere. About 6 weeks later my dad went to work, opened his kit bag and found Gold. He zipped it back up, brought it to me and handed the whole bag to over!! A couple of days late, the cat knocked the same tank off and the same tarantulas got out!!
  • nitromaniac
    nitromaniac Posts: 2,479 Member
    I don't even know how to flirt anymore. So y'all are safe with me.

    I can relate.

  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    Continuing on with the tarantula theme - my username is chosen for my favourite species. It is blue to start but as it grows it changes colour (versicolour). I had two - Tigga and Houdini
    https://youtu.be/7yqrSYCnvZE
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Definitely a mood killer
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    And thus my job is done. Thank you. Thank you very much. Too kind. You've been a wonderful audience.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    :D
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Continuing on with the tarantula theme - my username is chosen for my favourite species. It is blue to start but as it grows it changes colour (versicolour). I had two - Tigga and Houdini
    https://youtu.be/7yqrSYCnvZE

    That is a beautiful animal
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Continuing on with the tarantula theme - my username is chosen for my favourite species. It is blue to start but as it grows it changes colour (versicolour). I had two - Tigga and Houdini
    https://youtu.be/7yqrSYCnvZE

    That is a beautiful animal

    It is, right!? I love it. Quick little things too. I had to keep an eye on them when feeding because they would run out at every chance. Especially Houdini!!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Continuing on with the tarantula theme - my username is chosen for my favourite species. It is blue to start but as it grows it changes colour (versicolour). I had two - Tigga and Houdini
    https://youtu.be/7yqrSYCnvZE

    That is a beautiful animal

    It is, right!? I love it. Quick little things too. I had to keep an eye on them when feeding because they would run out at every chance. Especially Houdini!!

    Funny, I always assumed tarantulas were slow.

    Does this species jump too? That freaks me out a bit, but I still think they are super cool
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Continuing on with the tarantula theme - my username is chosen for my favourite species. It is blue to start but as it grows it changes colour (versicolour). I had two - Tigga and Houdini
    https://youtu.be/7yqrSYCnvZE

    That is a beautiful animal

    It is, right!? I love it. Quick little things too. I had to keep an eye on them when feeding because they would run out at every chance. Especially Houdini!!

    Funny, I always assumed tarantulas were slow.

    Does this species jump too? That freaks me out a bit, but I still think they are super cool

    They pounce more than jump. The jumping spider can jump far but tarantulas only pounce over short distances. They can be very quick. Some species are quicker than others. Like this is a pretty fast species as far as tarantulas go. There are quicker ones but there are also slower ones. The Chilean Rose is a pretty chill tarantula. So is the Chaco Golden Knee
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Me trying to flirt:

    If you were a tree you'd be a good tree.

    If you were a spider you wouldn’t be one of those scary jumping spiders but more like one I wouldn’t mind having in my garden

    I love the jumping spiders! Order Salticidae. They are soooooo cute with their big little eyes :kissing_heart:

    They are!

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    P.S. I had 10 tarantulas at one point before we had to move overseas. They are just.. fascinating. :)
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Continuing on with the tarantula theme - my username is chosen for my favourite species. It is blue to start but as it grows it changes colour (versicolour). I had two - Tigga and Houdini
    https://youtu.be/7yqrSYCnvZE

    That is a beautiful animal

    It is, right!? I love it. Quick little things too. I had to keep an eye on them when feeding because they would run out at every chance. Especially Houdini!!

    Funny, I always assumed tarantulas were slow.

    Does this species jump too? That freaks me out a bit, but I still think they are super cool

    Let me introduce you to the Usumbara Orange Baboon (what we cleverly call OBT).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0savl_gpNU

  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Me trying to flirt:

    If you were a tree you'd be a good tree.

    If you were a spider you wouldn’t be one of those scary jumping spiders but more like one I wouldn’t mind having in my garden

    I love the jumping spiders! Order Salticidae. They are soooooo cute with their big little eyes :kissing_heart:

    They are!

    tg9o99nv7atn.jpg

    P.S. I had 10 tarantulas at one point before we had to move overseas. They are just.. fascinating. :)

    Aw! Nunnipies!! I love it TOO much
    :kissing_heart:
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Continuing on with the tarantula theme - my username is chosen for my favourite species. It is blue to start but as it grows it changes colour (versicolour). I had two - Tigga and Houdini
    https://youtu.be/7yqrSYCnvZE

    That is a beautiful animal

    It is, right!? I love it. Quick little things too. I had to keep an eye on them when feeding because they would run out at every chance. Especially Houdini!!

    Funny, I always assumed tarantulas were slow.

    Does this species jump too? That freaks me out a bit, but I still think they are super cool

    Let me introduce you to the Usumbara Orange Baboon (what we cleverly call OBT).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0savl_gpNU

    I also love it! Not many T's come from my neck of the woods. May not be my home, but it is as close as dammit is to a swear word! Funnily enough I never owned an orange bitey thing :lol:
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    Every time I try to post in this thread, something filthy and flirty comes out so I have to delete and see myself out.

    Oh dear. Just look at the pretty spiders!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every time I try to post in this thread, something filthy and flirty comes out so I have to delete and see myself out.

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Every time I try to post in this thread, something filthy and flirty comes out so I have to delete and see myself out.

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    Is that squirrel tap dancing or doing a "I gotta pee but it's *kitten* cold out here" dance??
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Let's post realistic photos where we're fully clothed in modest attire while wearing no makeup. Also, post the first selfie. Not the 75th one in perfect lighting at the perfect angle with a contrived facial expression.

    Or at least let's spill the beans on ourselves about what we really look like.

    That should solve a good bit of this little flirting problem.

    I've always been frank about the fact that I'm overweight, often cranky and well into middle age. No one's ever flirted with me here but I chat away in a lot of threads anyway.

    Got it. That's why I receive significantly less attention outside of "Woo". I despise Snapchat filters and not a fan of putting on makeup or doing up my hair (most of the time). I always wondered why no one would really hold a conversation with me in that thread unless cleavage was present or I was in costume. :D

    P.S. Not that you care, but your responses are some of my favorite to read here because they are very much to the point.

    Well technically the selfie thread isn't for conversation. Its for looking at boobs and v's.

    Only boobs? You sure about that? I see lots of ladies commenting on stunning musculature and eyes. :D Oh.. and women oggling pictures of men with babies. I don't get it, but they do it.

    I like dads, what can I say

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Every time I try to post in this thread, something filthy and flirty comes out so I have to delete and see myself out.

    12t3uccejcr7.gif

    Is that squirrel tap dancing or doing a "I gotta pee but it's *kitten* cold out here" dance??

    I have no idea but I figured it wasn't flirting if it was a squirrel being weird.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Let's post realistic photos where we're fully clothed in modest attire while wearing no makeup. Also, post the first selfie. Not the 75th one in perfect lighting at the perfect angle with a contrived facial expression.

    Or at least let's spill the beans on ourselves about what we really look like.

    That should solve a good bit of this little flirting problem.

    I've always been frank about the fact that I'm overweight, often cranky and well into middle age. No one's ever flirted with me here but I chat away in a lot of threads anyway.

    Got it. That's why I receive significantly less attention outside of "Woo". I despise Snapchat filters and not a fan of putting on makeup or doing up my hair (most of the time). I always wondered why no one would really hold a conversation with me in that thread unless cleavage was present or I was in costume. :D

    P.S. Not that you care, but your responses are some of my favorite to read here because they are very much to the point.

    Well technically the selfie thread isn't for conversation. Its for looking at boobs and v's.

    Only boobs? You sure about that? I see lots of ladies commenting on stunning musculature and eyes. :D Oh.. and women oggling pictures of men with babies. I don't get it, but they do it.

    I like dads, what can I say

    8q0hyf1pc9rm.jpg

    Why does he look like he's about to eat that baby? The baby looks scared.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Let's post realistic photos where we're fully clothed in modest attire while wearing no makeup. Also, post the first selfie. Not the 75th one in perfect lighting at the perfect angle with a contrived facial expression.

    Or at least let's spill the beans on ourselves about what we really look like.

    That should solve a good bit of this little flirting problem.

    I've always been frank about the fact that I'm overweight, often cranky and well into middle age. No one's ever flirted with me here but I chat away in a lot of threads anyway.

    Got it. That's why I receive significantly less attention outside of "Woo". I despise Snapchat filters and not a fan of putting on makeup or doing up my hair (most of the time). I always wondered why no one would really hold a conversation with me in that thread unless cleavage was present or I was in costume. :D

    P.S. Not that you care, but your responses are some of my favorite to read here because they are very much to the point.

    Well technically the selfie thread isn't for conversation. Its for looking at boobs and v's.

    Only boobs? You sure about that? I see lots of ladies commenting on stunning musculature and eyes. :D Oh.. and women oggling pictures of men with babies. I don't get it, but they do it.

    I like dads, what can I say

    8q0hyf1pc9rm.jpg

    Why does he look like he's about to eat that baby? The baby looks scared.

    Thanks for ruining it. LOL
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