The Non-Flirting Thread

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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I ran across Hot Cocoa Oreos today. I will weigh 5 lbs more tomorrow

    I didn't care for them ...although all the new flavors they put out are gross...now nachos all day everyday
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    I don't know shakes are pretty sexy
  • Johns_Dope_AF
    Johns_Dope_AF Posts: 460 Member
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    i think this thread needs some britney

    https://youtu.be/dnnKBKVf_Hs

    What thread cant use more Brittney?
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I ran across Hot Cocoa Oreos today. I will weigh 5 lbs more tomorrow

    They were weird. My folks brought them down when they came for our son's birthday. Can't beat regular ones to actually go with hot chocolate, though. :)
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I don't know how to flirt... you all are safe from me!!

    I love it when people try to flirt or use innuendo with me tho, I just play my own little game and am totally literal...I don't bite at all...its hilarious (to me)
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Butt slaps for everyone!
  • emivanae
    emivanae Posts: 653 Member
    So this is where the snacks are hidden. It's nice in here.
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I don't know how to flirt... you all are safe from me!!

    I love it when people try to flirt or use innuendo with me tho, I just play my own little game and am totally literal...I don't bite at all...its hilarious (to me)

    My flirting skills could do with some work, and when people try to flirt with me this is usually how it goes..
    Them- "You're pretty, I wouldn't mind you sitting on my face"
    Me- I mean you probably would mind because I've put on a fair few lbs since summer and I'm scared I make break your nose and then I might forget time scale and accidentally suffocate you and you might die from vaginal suffocation ..and.. what about the queef."

    Haha!! Me exactly!!!

    Or they say I make them really horny and I'm like, "Oh dear. I'm sorry about that. Look at that boulder! That is a nice boulder"
  • emivanae
    emivanae Posts: 653 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I don't know how to flirt... you all are safe from me!!

    I love it when people try to flirt or use innuendo with me tho, I just play my own little game and am totally literal...I don't bite at all...its hilarious (to me)

    My flirting skills could do with some work, and when people try to flirt with me this is usually how it goes..
    Them- "You're pretty, I wouldn't mind you sitting on my face"
    Me- I mean you probably would mind because I've put on a fair few lbs since summer and I'm scared I make break your nose and then I might forget time scale and accidentally suffocate you and you might die from vaginal suffocation ..and.. what about the queef."

    Haha!! Me exactly!!!

    Or they say I make them really horny and I'm like, "Oh dear. I'm sorry about that. Look at that boulder! That is a nice boulder"

    This made my day!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    :lol:
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I don't know how to flirt... you all are safe from me!!

    I love it when people try to flirt or use innuendo with me tho, I just play my own little game and am totally literal...I don't bite at all...its hilarious (to me)

    My flirting skills could do with some work, and when people try to flirt with me this is usually how it goes..
    Them- "You're pretty, I wouldn't mind you sitting on my face"
    Me- I mean you probably would mind because I've put on a fair few lbs since summer and I'm scared I make break your nose and then I might forget time scale and accidentally suffocate you and you might die from vaginal suffocation ..and.. what about the queef."

    Haha!! Me exactly!!!

    Or they say I make them really horny and I'm like, "Oh dear. I'm sorry about that. Look at that boulder! That is a nice boulder"

    Get out of my head, you two!
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I don't know how to flirt... you all are safe from me!!

    I love it when people try to flirt or use innuendo with me tho, I just play my own little game and am totally literal...I don't bite at all...its hilarious (to me)

    My flirting skills could do with some work, and when people try to flirt with me this is usually how it goes..
    Them- "You're pretty, I wouldn't mind you sitting on my face"
    Me- I mean you probably would mind because I've put on a fair few lbs since summer and I'm scared I make break your nose and then I might forget time scale and accidentally suffocate you and you might die from vaginal suffocation ..and.. what about the queef."

    Haha!! Me exactly!!!

    Or they say I make them really horny and I'm like, "Oh dear. I'm sorry about that. Look at that boulder! That is a nice boulder"

    Interesting. I always say, oh are you wearing a Viking helmet? Are you going sailing?

    Nobody ever seems to get me

    Haha!! Brilliant!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,857 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    Well I’m not going to flirt in here and you can’t make me

    This is flirting. It was so obvious by your tone.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    The good thing about exercising sandwiches is that it makes sandwiches taste a whole lot better.

    FIFY
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Me trying to flirt:

    If you were a tree you'd be a good tree.

    If you were a spider you wouldn’t be one of those scary jumping spiders but more like one I wouldn’t mind having in my garden

    I love the jumping spiders! Order Salticidae. They are soooooo cute with their big little eyes :kissing_heart:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Me trying to flirt:

    If you were a tree you'd be a good tree.

    If you were a spider you wouldn’t be one of those scary jumping spiders but more like one I wouldn’t mind having in my garden

    I love the jumping spiders! Order Salticidae. They are soooooo cute with their big little eyes :kissing_heart:

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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I like your shoes
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Me trying to flirt:

    If you were a tree you'd be a good tree.

    If you were a spider you wouldn’t be one of those scary jumping spiders but more like one I wouldn’t mind having in my garden

    I love the jumping spiders! Order Salticidae. They are soooooo cute with their big little eyes :kissing_heart:

    ptfdny7vmtkp.gif

    :lol:
    I am known to my who family as the crazy spider girl! I had 27 tarantulas at one point. Now down to just one :disappointed:
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,163 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I like your shoes

    What shoes? I don't wear shoes if I can help it.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I like your shoes

    What shoes? I don't wear shoes if I can help it.

    Well.... if the shoe isn't on the foot
    ..in your mouth....
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I like your shoes

    What shoes? I don't wear shoes if I can help it.

    Well.... if the shoe isn't on the foot
    ..in your mouth....

    I think i am mixing parables
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    I really like the 3rd button on your shirt that's a pretty neat button. Fancy grabbing a coffee sometime ? We could chat some more about it maybe you could even tell me where to go to find such neat buttoned down shirts. Whatcha say?

    I'm free like next Thursday around midday.

    Good golly me too how about a spot of tea
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