Dear Anonymous,

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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Are you trying to attract a certain woman or several women? I’m so curious and curiouser.
    Not one of the targets,
    Me

    Several but you’re included. Is it working?

    I did feel my ladyparts tingle earlier. I thought perhaps it was an earthquake.

    That’s what my friends call me

    I wish my friends had a good nickname like that for me. My friends call me stinkvag.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Are you trying to attract a certain woman or several women? I’m so curious and curiouser.
    Not one of the targets,
    Me

    Several but you’re included. Is it working?

    I did feel my ladyparts tingle earlier. I thought perhaps it was an earthquake.

    That’s what my friends call me

    I wish my friends had a good nickname like that for me. My friends call me stinkvag.

    Sometimes they call me hot dumpster

    That’s good. I’ve always kind of liked when they call me tuna *kitten*.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    How many degrees should I chill out? I want to be better, I swear.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    How many degrees should I chill out? I want to be better, I swear.

    Just don't be creepy AF. Be plain old creepy and you're good.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    How many degrees should I chill out? I want to be better, I swear.

    Just don't be creepy AF. Be plain old creepy and you're good.

    On a scale from one to ten, how creepy is creepy af? Asking for a friend.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    Except this chick. Who is this man and why hasn't he PMed me?

    I tried :s
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Dear anonymous,
    Hey newbie, being balls deep doesn't make you badass, it makes you obvious.
    Signed,
    The thorn in your side.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Dear A,

    Bruh. You're creepy AF. Chill it out a bit.

    Signed,
    Almost every chick on this site.

    Except this chick. Who is this man and why hasn't he PMed me?

    I tried :s

    Yeah but I did all the talking and you were just coy and evading my sentimental grasping. But I still like you.

    I turn on text to talk and use both hands, leave me alone
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Dear anonymous,

    It’s my favorite thing when you post.

    Now no more breaks.

  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    Dear Anon,

    I’m not done yet. I have ways of making you talk.

    Love me
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    Dear Anon,

    I’m not done yet. I have ways of making you talk.

    Love me

    Altoids work like a charm.

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Are you trying to attract a certain woman or several women? I’m so curious and curiouser.
    Not one of the targets,
    Me

    Several but you’re included. Is it working?

    I did feel my ladyparts tingle earlier. I thought perhaps it was an earthquake.

    That’s what my friends call me

    I wish my friends had a good nickname like that for me. My friends call me stinkvag.

    Isn't that one of the characters off Vikings?

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