Dear Anonymous,

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  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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    Dearest Anony,

    I dont like it when you make me do that thing to you. but i luvz it when you do that to me.

    yours,

    selfish~
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex
  • gardengnomemanifesto
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    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    ITs really hard to prove who the edaddy is. I know from a friend.
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    Um.... he IS V. He will never lose his v card
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    I am getting ready to lose it soon. I just was curious what I could use if I happened to be allergic
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    Dear A,

    Aaaaww... :) *pat on the shoulder*


    Love,
    Your bestie
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    Dear a
    I know you killed that one chick
    -someone from pll
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    I am getting ready to lose it soon. I just was curious what I could use if I happened to be allergic

    Withdrawal in that case. If you need advice, we can summon him.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    I am getting ready to lose it soon. I just was curious what I could use if I happened to be allergic

    Withdrawal in that case. If you need advice, we can summon him.

    4ygubgqpy7t9.png
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    I am getting ready to lose it soon. I just was curious what I could use if I happened to be allergic

    Withdrawal in that case. If you need advice, we can summon him.

    4ygubgqpy7t9.png

    I am but a baby anakin skywalker in the art of the pullout
  • gardengnomemanifesto
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    I am getting ready to lose it soon. I just was curious what I could use if I happened to be allergic

    Withdrawal in that case. If you need advice, we can summon him.

    4ygubgqpy7t9.png

    I am but a baby anakin skywalker in the art of the pullout

    The smaller the light saber the easier it is
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    I am getting ready to lose it soon. I just was curious what I could use if I happened to be allergic

    Withdrawal in that case. If you need advice, we can summon him.

    4ygubgqpy7t9.png

    I am but a baby anakin skywalker in the art of the pullout

    The smaller the light saber the easier it is

    Mine doesn’t even turn on it’s just a hilt
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    I am getting ready to lose it soon. I just was curious what I could use if I happened to be allergic

    Withdrawal in that case. If you need advice, we can summon him.

    4ygubgqpy7t9.png

    I am but a baby anakin skywalker in the art of the pullout

    The smaller the light saber the easier it is

    Mine doesn’t even turn on it’s just a hilt

    Even that is generous, sorry boo
  • gardengnomemanifesto
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Dear A,
    Your posts in the vague thread makes it really obvious that you 2 should just get a room and get to business. Just don't forget to wrap it in latex or she may take your pay cheques

    What if I am allergic to latex

    Abstinence is the best form of protection.

    Wait. When did you lose the V card?

    I am getting ready to lose it soon. I just was curious what I could use if I happened to be allergic

    Withdrawal in that case. If you need advice, we can summon him.

    4ygubgqpy7t9.png

    I am but a baby anakin skywalker in the art of the pullout

    The smaller the light saber the easier it is

    Mine doesn’t even turn on it’s just a hilt

    Maybe you can use the force
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    Dear A,

    I've never been anything but nice to you but if you want to get salty we'll need to arrange this jello fight, winner takes all, iTunes gift cards, nuggets etc.


    -me

    I call being the judge