Dear Anonymous,
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Dear A,
Cool story Bro.
Mel2 -
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Dear Anon,
I had a dream about you, again. It was twisted but at least it was you.0 -
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PHI21LAR14 wrote: »Dear you,
Do you suck so badly that you have pretend to be other people to get your rocks off? A month ago and you're still at it. Give me your address so I can mail you a *kitten* autograph.
Me
Or a bag of d!cks....4 -
Here we go again...
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Dear Anonymous,
Aren’t you the one always asking people to be kind? I guess you misread my olive branch.
Disappointed in you1 -
Grow up!!!3
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Dear Anonymous,
Quit letting your dogs shiit in my yard. Or I'm gonna let my kid shiit in yours.
Kthx bye.7 -
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Dear A's,
I am thoroughly confused by your exchange. Pardon me for lurking and being both perturbed and entertained by this rip-roaring conversation over who isn't who.. who is who.. who happens to be a catfish (but not catfish which is delicious when fried and served with hushpuppies) and who exactly is arguing with who. All those who's might also need to be replaced by whom. I forget which. Don't come after me, grammar nazis.
Love,
A deeply emphatic catfish lover (the fish, not the creepy online variety)3 -
To my Anonymous Flagger,
You’re doing it wrong. Please message me if you’d like to learn the proper way to report someone.
Me
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Dear Anon,
I hope you are able to let things go as you claim you are working toward. It won't be easy, but your psyche will probably thank you in time if you are able to do so.
Sincerely,
Your former friend0 -
Dr Anon..
Try a little harder to be a decent human being.. you're not doing such a good job3 -
leut_underpants wrote: »
I need a cold shower
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nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Dear anonymous,
Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
Number fifteen maybe number twenty
Let's be #69 together.4 -
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Dear anonymous,
Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
Number fifteen maybe number twenty
Who the heck
I think I know.
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leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Dear anonymous,
Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
Number fifteen maybe number twenty
Who the heck
An admission of jelly lends authenticity.
Also, just break up
Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???
Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.
This actually makes perfect sense0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Dear anonymous,
Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
Number fifteen maybe number twenty
Who the heck
An admission of jelly lends authenticity.
Also, just break up
Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???
Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.
This actually makes perfect sense
Because mfp is middle school
Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Dear anonymous,
Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
Number fifteen maybe number twenty
Who the heck
An admission of jelly lends authenticity.
Also, just break up
Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???
Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.
This actually makes perfect sense
Because mfp is middle school
Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something
Only if I get break up rights
God dammit0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »nothingbundtpizza wrote: »Dear anonymous,
Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
Number fifteen maybe number twenty
Who the heck
An admission of jelly lends authenticity.
Also, just break up
Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???
Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.
This actually makes perfect sense
Because mfp is middle school
Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something
Only if I get break up rights
God dammit
I think this means I get to see your boobs now :laugh:
Good luck, lemme know when you find them3 -
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Dear anonymous (plural) don't know how to say that plurally
Love so many of you...
thank-you for your daily companionship and friendship...means a lot to me and makes my days brighter and better!3 -
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