Dear Anonymous,

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Dear A,
    Cool story Bro.

    Mel
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  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    Dear Anon,

    I had a dream about you, again. It was twisted but at least it was you.
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    PHI21LAR14 wrote: »
    Dear you,

    Do you suck so badly that you have pretend to be other people to get your rocks off? A month ago and you're still at it. Give me your address so I can mail you a *kitten* autograph.

    Me

    Or a bag of d!cks....
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Here we go again...
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Dear Anonymous,

    Aren’t you the one always asking people to be kind? I guess you misread my olive branch.

    Disappointed in you
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Grow up!!!
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Dear A's,

    I am thoroughly confused by your exchange. Pardon me for lurking and being both perturbed and entertained by this rip-roaring conversation over who isn't who.. who is who.. who happens to be a catfish (but not catfish which is delicious when fried and served with hushpuppies) and who exactly is arguing with who. All those who's might also need to be replaced by whom. I forget which. Don't come after me, grammar nazis.

    Love,
    A deeply emphatic catfish lover (the fish, not the creepy online variety) :heart:
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Dear Anon,

    I hope you are able to let things go as you claim you are working toward. It won't be easy, but your psyche will probably thank you in time if you are able to do so.

    Sincerely,
    Your former friend
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dr Anon..
    Try a little harder to be a decent human being.. you're not doing such a good job
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member

    I need a cold shower

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Let's be #69 together.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Who the heck

    I think I know.

    @cee134
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Who the heck

    An admission of jelly lends authenticity.

    Also, just break up

    Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???

    Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.

    This actually makes perfect sense
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Who the heck

    An admission of jelly lends authenticity.

    Also, just break up

    Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???

    Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.

    This actually makes perfect sense

    Because mfp is middle school

    Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Who the heck

    An admission of jelly lends authenticity.

    Also, just break up

    Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???

    Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.

    This actually makes perfect sense

    Because mfp is middle school

    Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something

    Only if I get break up rights

    God dammit
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Who the heck

    An admission of jelly lends authenticity.

    Also, just break up

    Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???

    Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.

    This actually makes perfect sense

    Because mfp is middle school

    Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something

    Only if I get break up rights

    God dammit

    I think this means I get to see your boobs now :laugh:

    Good luck, lemme know when you find them :sweat_smile:
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Dear anonymous (plural) don't know how to say that plurally

    Love so many of you...

    thank-you for your daily companionship and friendship...means a lot to me and makes my days brighter and better!
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