Dear Anonymous,

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  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
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    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Who the heck

    An admission of jelly lends authenticity.

    Also, just break up

    Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???

    Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.

    This actually makes perfect sense

    Because mfp is middle school

    Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something

    Only if I get break up rights

    God dammit

    I think this means I get to see your boobs now :laugh:

    Good luck, lemme know when you find them :sweat_smile:

    Did you just break up with me by having no boobs? :sad:

    Are you saying you don't like women with small breasts

    I'm no longer convinced this is a woman

    Nor you

    You're all suspicious :noway:

    Excuse me sir, but I am 100% a lady

    I can vouch for this
  • Brown_Eyed_Squirrel
    Brown_Eyed_Squirrel Posts: 79 Member
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    Dear Anonymous, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Sheri
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Brown_Eyed_Squirrel wrote: »
    Dear Anonymous, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Sheri

    Wow...Get Em gurl!
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Who the heck

    An admission of jelly lends authenticity.

    Also, just break up

    Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???

    Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.

    This actually makes perfect sense

    Because mfp is middle school

    Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something

    Only if I get break up rights

    God dammit

    I think this means I get to see your boobs now :laugh:

    Good luck, lemme know when you find them :sweat_smile:

    Did you just break up with me by having no boobs? :sad:

    Are you saying you don't like women with small breasts

    I'm no longer convinced this is a woman

    Nor you

    You're all suspicious :noway:

    Excuse me sir, but I am 100% a lady

    I can vouch for this

    :huh:

    If that's not insightful, nothing will ever be. I'd like to watch this vouching.

    Also, should vouching be a thing? Should we track who has been certified as not-a-dude on mfp? What should the numerical threshold be, like 3 vouchers = forever ladylike? Or should it be a weighted vouching system, where @toned_thugs_n_harmony is so trusted by the mfp system that her vouching is sought more highly than say @TeacupsAndToning.
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    Dear anonymous,
    Well it’s great you are somebody’s number one. And that you are adored by many. I’m happy for you. And yes I’m jelly. I’d love to be a number one. And I get it. You. You are number one. Number one for not just one but for many. I get it. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. Number one in mfp land is quite an achievement. I’m sure we are all proud.
    Number fifteen maybe number twenty

    Who the heck

    An admission of jelly lends authenticity.

    Also, just break up

    Who are you wanting to break up and with whom???

    Clearly number fifteen should break up with number one, and thereby gain a sizeable bump in mfp societal status. However, if fifteen waits too long and is broken up with, fifteen will lose further societal status while cementing the dynasty of number one.

    This actually makes perfect sense

    Because mfp is middle school

    Will you date me real quick? I just need to do something

    Only if I get break up rights

    God dammit

    I think this means I get to see your boobs now :laugh:

    Good luck, lemme know when you find them :sweat_smile:

    Did you just break up with me by having no boobs? :sad:

    Are you saying you don't like women with small breasts

    I'm no longer convinced this is a woman

    Nor you

    You're all suspicious :noway:

    Excuse me sir, but I am 100% a lady

    I can vouch for this

    :huh:

    If that's not insightful, nothing will ever be. I'd like to watch this vouching.

    Also, should vouching be a thing? Should we track who has been certified as not-a-dude on mfp? What should the numerical threshold be, like 3 vouchers = forever ladylike? Or should it be a weighted vouching system, where @toned_thugs_n_harmony is so trusted by the mfp system that her vouching is sought more highly than say @TeacupsAndToning.

    Excuse me but I think that I am trusted just as much as @toned_thugs_n_harmony

    I'd say if they get a vouch from either @TeacupsAndToning or myself, they're good.

    does that even make sense, get a vouch? well, it does now.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    *kitten*....now I need a vouch? It's over. I will never pass
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
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    Dear Anonymous,

    As much as I enjoy the winter sports of downhill skiing, snowshoeing and snowball fights.

    I miss summer. Please bring her back so I can enjoy her warmth and beauty.


    Thanks
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    There's a few that can vouch for me.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I dun need yo stink'in vouchinz. I stand on my own.

    BTW, that are we talking about?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    JuddNelsonMFP wrote: »
    I’ve got a voucher for a cheeseburger.

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  • Journey2happiness18
    Journey2happiness18 Posts: 1,033 Member
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    Dear A,

    You have helped me more than you know..
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Anon,

    Just because you said I can't, I sure as heck will...

    Spitefully,
    Determined
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    SurfyPants wrote: »
    Brown_Eyed_Squirrel wrote: »
    Dear Anonymous, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Sheri

    :o

    Don't look shocked...you said this to me last night
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    SurfyPants wrote: »
    :o:o

    And my name is not sheri
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Dear anonymous,
    Your constant demands to people that they must "use a food scale" or to "OPEN YOUR DIARY!" is annoying af. So... Yeah, that.

    Signed,
    Stop it already.

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