dream girl/boy--vs--girl/boy next door

AshleyM71
AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
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Is the person above you your dream girl/boy...the girl/boy "next door"....or a no score ?
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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Since the women next door to me on either side are both really old, I will have to give you a no score.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    Ouch! Kind of stings a bit! lol
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    What? You aren't old enough to be the girl next door because the girls next door to me are way old lol.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    Girl next door is an expression...means "cute and someone you want"....that girl next door who you maybe grew up with who ended up looking hot when she grew up....

    ...versus.....dream girl =obviously an "ideal" woman for the person...

    No score= "I'll pass"
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    The girl next door to me is an older widow lady. She always goes somewhere cooler in the summer. I think she goes to Branson or Florida. Don't know for sure. She's a nice old lady.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    OMG! You guys are missing out on the game. lol It's not about rating you old neighbors next door. Its about whether the person above you is cute, versus dream-ideal or no deal.
    Gosh. I do feel a bit old now.....lol I grew up on AC/DC and Van Halen...but I guess Im feeling my age since the expressions we used are going flat here. Damn I hate 42! lol
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    The girl next door to me is fourteen years old and I can't think of her sexually. Also, I am straight.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Mine ran away last week:explode: :grumble:
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I have two girls next door to me. One is in her early 60s, and quite pleasant. I think she's Norwegian. Her husband is color blind, but I don't think she is. The other girl is about the same age, makes neat felt art, and is allergic to wheat, which is a shame considering that the first girl makes amazing Norwegian bread for all of her neighbors at Christmas time.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I have one dude next door to me who would be a dream guy but he's gay, a drag queen at night, and has zero interest in my lady bits unless he's having plastic surgery to acquire his own. He has offered to give me makeup tips some time, I think we'll be great friends. Also he lives with his sister and her 2 kids, who's babies daddies come over on different days so they don't run into each other because they'll fight. She sells avon, I'm considering buying eyeliner from her.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    I'll play by the rules-super cute would bang, lick etc:wink:
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    lolz

    i have a total creeper below me. he leaves me unsolicited flowers on my doorstep. some may think this is flattering, but it just makes me uncomfortable.

    the dudes next door are nice. helped me through the gate the other day when it was broken and i was locked out.

    i generally don't talk to my neighbors though. i'm not home enough, and am pretty quiet and private when i am actually there.
  • BrookieTrout626
    BrookieTrout626 Posts: 89 Member
    I can't help but laugh at how everyone is describing their neighbors and not really paying attention to what the poster is saying lol. Thanks for the smile and laugh everyone :)
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    Ok - so lets try to get this correct!

    Person above to hot to be the person next door .... so lets go with dream girl :flowerforyou:
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    I live next door to a strip club so i dont think ladies will like if i call them the girl next door:huh:
  • capriqueen
    capriqueen Posts: 976 Member
    The boy next door is 14...are you that old? @sam
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    Lol .... this post has taken a few turns from its original destination

    Girl/'guy' next door = cute .... comparative to a hug or friends
    Dream girl/'guy' = lets get it on

    Actually has nothing to do with a persons neighbour hahaha

    This topic has become quite hilarious

    @capri queen - i will say girl next door
  • capriqueen
    capriqueen Posts: 976 Member
    I knew it!
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    The boy next door is 14...are you that old? @sam

    I was 14 about 14 years ago :(
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Thread successfully derailed :devil: hehehehehe
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    No one lives next door to me:angry:
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    The boy next door to me borrowed my fishing rod and never brought it back so he is a real d!ck.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    The boy next door to me borrowed my fishing rod and never brought it back so he is a real d!ck.

    how rude!
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    i want that camel.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    I don't even know my neighbours. I don't like people.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The boy next door to me lives with his 90 year old grandma, wife and step-daughter. I don't think of him in that way. Grandma would know and run over my dog again... That b*tch be cray cray.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    i want that camel.

    How YOU doin?:bigsmile:
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    most of you people can't follow directions, but I think it's the thread's fault for that. It's too complicated for such simple minded individuals.

    I'm not following directions either, I'd just say if I was single that I'd probably sleep with the most recent female poster if i was drunk enough.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Would seduce him for his rod,
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Would seduce him for his rod,

    meh, I've got over 20 of different length and stiffness. I'm sure I could accomidate your needs. (fishing humor)

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