dream girl/boy--vs--girl/boy next door

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    No one lives next door to me:angry:
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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    The boy next door to me borrowed my fishing rod and never brought it back so he is a real d!ck.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    The boy next door to me borrowed my fishing rod and never brought it back so he is a real d!ck.

    how rude!
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
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    i want that camel.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    I don't even know my neighbours. I don't like people.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    The boy next door to me lives with his 90 year old grandma, wife and step-daughter. I don't think of him in that way. Grandma would know and run over my dog again... That b*tch be cray cray.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    i want that camel.

    How YOU doin?:bigsmile:
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    most of you people can't follow directions, but I think it's the thread's fault for that. It's too complicated for such simple minded individuals.

    I'm not following directions either, I'd just say if I was single that I'd probably sleep with the most recent female poster if i was drunk enough.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Would seduce him for his rod,
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    Would seduce him for his rod,

    meh, I've got over 20 of different length and stiffness. I'm sure I could accomidate your needs. (fishing humor)
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    i would hope to eventually be someone's dream girl next door ;)
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Im pretty sure the girl next door is a tranny...UPS accidently shipped my neighbors delivery to my house: a wig, feathers, handcuffs, flavored massage oi, a protective cupl and fishnets to my house the other day. I'm not judging-- just all signs point to tranny. Always thought her jawbone was kind of chiseled.
  • angieochoa1201
    angieochoa1201 Posts: 105
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    <<< Im a girl next door for suuuuure
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    <<< Im a girl next door for suuuuure

    Dude, you can't just go and say that. Like "I'd bang... myself." Sheesh!


    :flowerforyou:
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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    <<< Im a girl next door for suuuuure

    Dude, you can't just go and say that. Like "I'd bang... myself." Sheesh!


    :flowerforyou:

    Agreed. There are rules!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    The girl next door to me is named Deb. Deb is roughly 300lbs and does a lot of gardening in nightgowns with no undergarments. Even in the rain. She will trap you in to conversations for a half hour where you don't even say a single word. Deb was disappointed in my complete disregard for gardening so she voluntarily planted flowers all over the front of the house and she takes care of them, too. So, Deb is cool I guess.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    I'm on a farm so the only girls next door look like this.


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    She does have nice udders. Sort of want? Meh.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    i would hope to eventually be someone's dream girl next door ;)

    :blushing: The house next door to me is for sale.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    i would hope to eventually be someone's dream girl next door ;)

    :blushing: The house next door to me is for sale.

    Shh. If they sell it, I won't be able to photograph you through the blinds anymore.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    The chick in the cell next to is named Bertha and she's scurry. I'm pretty sure she has a shiv. She's my only neighbor cause...corner cell holla!

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